I am rather dismayed to realize that I find the grammar errors in that log to be a worse crime than the context of that log. I mean, you can be as pervy as you want in your house and I don't care, but grammar is important, people.
Well, its spread from Antioch, it looks like it is time to aggressively quarantine the menace. That sort of poor grammar should no be allowed to stand.
I'm wondering how many genre's of promiscuousness went into that endeavor. I mean, it reminded me somewhat of Dane Cook's imaginative self-manipulation bits with flying shedevils and fornication.
Ignoring my urge to rant about how crappy it is to post logs of other people's private activities, especially when it's explicitly for the purpose of humiliating them: There are plenty of places to discuss this(nogfx, Bert, ring), the forums are, however, not an appropriate place for this discussion.
While its true that the forums are a place for this discussion, there has already been some really stupid discussion so I don't see an issue with such a discussion, but basically, I find the person who did that a really big ass****. Sure, they are mudsexing and its gross to some of you but honestly, that's just wrong. You might find it funny to post it on nogfx and make everyone laugh and watch but the person involved sees it and quits the game. They feel bad and guilty and ashamed. Be mature and don't post things like this, especially if someone is decent enough to do it privately rather than in public.
Ignoring my urge to rant about how crappy it is to post logs of other people's private activities, especially when it's explicitly for the purpose of humiliating them: There are plenty of places to discuss this(nogfx, Bert, ring), the forums are, however, not an appropriate place for this discussion.
It's not abuse to laugh about something, sunshine. I didn't make the log. I didn't post the log. I didn't name anything that happened in the log. I just posted an I Heart post about the log.
Omg. Abuse! Call the police!
Furthermore, it's not the content that cracked me up. It's the fact that it's 2013 and people are STILL getting caught doing this. You all know the precautions you need to take to make sure you're alone. Why are you still stupid enough that you don't actually take them?
Ignoring my urge to rant about how crappy it is to post logs of other people's private activities, especially when it's explicitly for the purpose of humiliating them: There are plenty of places to discuss this(nogfx, Bert, ring), the forums are, however, not an appropriate place for this discussion.
It's not abuse to laugh about something, sunshine. I didn't make the log. I didn't post the log. I didn't name anything that happened in the log. I just posted an I Heart post about the log.
The best part about this is that I've been privvy to conversations of Ziat and Gurn doing what they're saying is so terribly wrong. Just taking time out of my day to make sure the e-heroes re portrayed as dirty and rotten as the rest of us.
1) I understand the desire to privacy when you settle down to lay some textual pipe. Sadly, there's an entire culture of people in this game who go out of their way to watch you carry your fleshy sword into battle. Sadly, some of them become Celani (We don't miss you, Kialae.)
2) You're on the the internet and aware of point 1. To be honest, it's not even the fetish part of it that's weird. My main is in demonic, which is brimming with 18 flavors of fetish roleplay. The thing that made this log so funny is the terrible grammar. It took an awkward fetish and shot this into the wtflol stratosphere . Steps were skipped, extra roosters were tagged in from the bench. I think Aleutia counted four. Some poor dude named As got rammed repeatedly against his will. I'd be willing to bet that most people in Imperian have had some sexy time. Looking back, I think we'd all look back on our logs and laugh and have a communal "What the hell were we thinking?" This was definitely one of those moments.
3) I don't look down on them or think less of them as people, but their writing skills definitely need some improvement.
4.) They need to develop the "sex alias" that is tried and true. Enter room. Lock door. THROW EYE AT GROUND. emote sexytiemz.
They should have thrown an eye and be more careful, it was stupid of them. I don't know when I have ever revealed someone doing sexy to the whole public.
Its the fact that it was revealed to everyone that is stupid. Those things have been done before and characters don't look back and laugh, they feel bad and not show up. If you are usually posting logs about someone losing/being bad, you are trying to make them feel humiliated and bad most of the time, like Menoch's recent post of Shaylei's issue, and Kliko's post about you and Lionas losing to him. It shows ego. You won, good. Congratulations. Now keep it to yourself. The same is for mudsex. You discovered. Now laugh about it and leave it out.
They should have thrown an eye and be more careful, it was stupid of them. I don't know when I have ever revealed someone doing sexy to the whole public.
Its the fact that it was revealed to everyone that is stupid. Those things have been done before and characters don't look back and laugh, they feel bad and not show up. If you are usually posting logs about someone losing/being bad, you are trying to make them feel humiliated and bad most of the time, like Menoch's recent post of Shaylei's issue, and Kliko's post about you and Lionas losing to him. It shows ego. You won, good. Congratulations. Now keep it to yourself. The same is for mudsex. You discovered. Now laugh about it and leave it out.
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I bet they don't feel half as bad as poor As. I think the guy was bleeding at some point.
‘Least I won’t have to carry it no more. You see how bloody heavy it is?’
‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”
Since I do read these forums, I would like to ask that you please move on from this. Great, you all had some great laughs at it. I'd like to ask nicely that you drop it now.
Since I do read these forums, I would like to ask that you please move on from this. Great, you all had some great laughs at it. I'd like to ask nicely that you drop it now.
I really doubt there's any malicious intent. It's kind of a rite of passage in some regards, getting caught and subsequently made fun of for intimate roleplay. I wouldn't worry about it.
‘Least I won’t have to carry it no more. You see how bloody heavy it is?’
‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”
You're in the magick circle, carry some eyes, go to single exit room with a door, close the door and throw eye at ground, use says in emotes if you don't want someone eavesdropping.. You'll be fine in the future.
Also maybe if its a house change the room name to a generic celidon room name. I know its immersion breaking, but whatever.
Do your thing, ain't no one legit mad that you get down.
You're in the magick circle, carry some eyes, go to single exit room with a door, close the door and throw eye at ground, use says in emotes if you don't want someone eavesdropping.. You'll be fine in the future.
Also maybe if its a house change the room name to a generic celidon room name. I know its immersion breaking, but whatever.
Do your thing, ain't no one legit mad that you get down.
You know what people hold a grudge for? When they get stuck with the crazy one.
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Seriously? This is like middle school/high school stuff, guys. Giggle giggle, they're having weird sex.
It's not abuse to laugh about something, sunshine. I didn't make the log. I didn't post the log. I didn't name anything that happened in the log. I just posted an I Heart post about the log.
Omg. Abuse! Call the police!
Furthermore, it's not the content that cracked me up. It's the fact that it's 2013 and people are STILL getting caught doing this. You all know the precautions you need to take to make sure you're alone. Why are you still stupid enough that you don't actually take them?
1) I understand the desire to privacy when you settle down to lay some textual pipe. Sadly, there's an entire culture of people in this game who go out of their way to watch you carry your fleshy sword into battle. Sadly, some of them become Celani (We don't miss you, Kialae.)
2) You're on the the internet and aware of point 1. To be honest, it's not even the fetish part of it that's weird. My main is in demonic, which is brimming with 18 flavors of fetish roleplay. The thing that made this log so funny is the terrible grammar. It took an awkward fetish and shot this into the wtflol stratosphere . Steps were skipped, extra roosters were tagged in from the bench. I think Aleutia counted four. Some poor dude named As got rammed repeatedly against his will. I'd be willing to bet that most people in Imperian have had some sexy time. Looking back, I think we'd all look back on our logs and laugh and have a communal "What the hell were we thinking?" This was definitely one of those moments.
3) I don't look down on them or think less of them as people, but their writing skills definitely need some improvement.
4.) They need to develop the "sex alias" that is tried and true. Enter room. Lock door. THROW EYE AT GROUND. emote sexytiemz.
Welcome to Imperian. Shag at your own risk.
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Oh god. Do we even want to know?
Though they did introduce an one-off auction bed that could fit -3- people at once. I wish I had paid attention to how much it ended up selling for.
I bet they don't feel half as bad as poor As. I think the guy was bleeding at some point.
‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”
‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”
EDIT: I heart being the first person on the forums to the 250 LOLs badge. Indisputable proof that I AM THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON THE FORUMS!
‘Every sword’s a weight to carry. Men don’t see that when they pick ’em up. But they get heavier with time.”