Quotes

Theophilus

Lord Theophilus Aracelia, Imperator of Stavenn says to
Kanthari, "Have you anything to say on the behalf of your Council
considering your Prophetess is not available?"

Singularity, Lady Ellarynth Lokrien Nessaja, Mistress of
Death says, "There is a reception at the Hostel that has been prepared. It
would be wonderful if all of you would attend."

Theophilus glances toward Kanthari, his eyes scanning his
visage for response.

Kanthari offers Theophilus a sly smile, his sanguine eyes
bright as he intones, "I do not speak on behalf of the Prophetess. It does
not bode well for one's health." Casting a glance over the surroundings,
he nonetheless affirms, "But for my part, I anticipate seeing your
work."

Theophilus glances at his audience and bows low before each
member present. "As Lady Ellarynth has said, she has prepared a reception,
and worked hard to do so. If you all would attend for a brief moment, and then
we shall go hunt in the Underworld for relics." He tilts his head
slightly, pondering, and says, "We will do well and we will flourish. Both
Khandava and Stavenn. I only ask for patience, but I am humbled to have an
opportunity to lead after working so hard."

Theophilus snaps to attention, clicking his heels together
sharply.

Taking on a rigid posture, Theophilus wreathes his hand in
crackling black energy and brings it to his brow, giving a sharp salute.

Theophilus plants each foot firmly at shoulder width as he
brings his hands behind his back and grasps one wrist firmly, standing at ease.

Ellarynth

I feel the love! *sniffle* Don't tell anyone we're all getting along and making things happen in Stavenn. 

Iniar

Septus: I wrote my first ever basher today ."
Vihril: Haha."
Septus: Shrine system made me cave."

Iniar

(R): Alynea, "Firstly- the pit being summoned:."

(R): Alynea, "Rt With an inhuman rending sound, as if existence were being torn asunder, a pit begins to open in the ground below you. Pulsing impossibly, it seems not to be a splitting of the earth so much as a splitting of reality. Finally it is done, and a gaping maw of midnight and sulphur lies before you."

(R): Alynea, "And... the 0.01% chance you get instakilled by it..."

(R): Alynea, "For an instant Rangor pauses, his eyes wide with wonder before his entire body wrenches violently apart, exploding in a shower of thick blood."

(R): Septus, "The deathsight was my favourite bit."

(R): Septus, "I can't remember it though."

(R): Alynea, "Not in the log :C."

(R): You, "Wow."

(R): Alynea, "R.i.p pit, you will be missed.. Aetolia still has it, but people need to be missing levitation to be sucked down into it.. And they have no way of stripping levitation, lol."

(R): You, "I want that."

(R): You, ":(."

Rahiel

As neat as Pit was flavour wise, it was imbalanced as all hell in both Achaea and Aetolia. It was too easy to null and void an entrenched location when an Occultist/Indorani/Cabalist (which were like old Summoner) would just run in and drop Pit, leave. Most conflict systems in both games involved holding a location, especially when troops were vulnerable when spending an hour capping a room in Aetolia's war system. Ultimately, Achaea did away with it because it was stupid it. You won't see it in Aetolia because it was disabled for the now-defunct war system there and you can't use it in leyline conflicts (the equiv. of shardfalls)

Iniar

I just want this message:

"For an instant Rangor pauses, his eyes wide with wonder before his entire body wrenches violently apart, exploding in a shower of thick blood."

Mercer

[Level Up]: You have reached level 125. You gain 0 Health and 0 Mana.

Theophilus

You recall that (2015/02/14 01:56) @Taqja told you:

"I'll box your ears if they're stuffed up!"

Ellarynth

Here you go @Theophilus. As requested. Left a few other funny parts in there. 

The earth only slightly trembles in shock and awe as the voice of Taqja reverberates, "Mathiaus, I 

am more likely to hold the strands of time than you are."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Hahahah."

 

(Ring): Mathiaus says, "Hhahaha."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "He is more likely hold the sinewy strands of eyeballs though."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Don't test Math."

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "He can even *&^% up an entity." <--What foul language, Imperator!

You see Luthyr Lokrien shout, "That's not time."

(Ring): Iniar says, "Hahaha."

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Luthyr, on the other hand, cannot."

(Ring): Iniar says, ":3."

 

(Ring): Luthyr says, ":)"

(Ring): Theophilus says, ""I wouldn't do that if I were you.""

(Ring): Mathiaus says, ":3."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Hahaha you *&^."  <--More bad words I have to edit!!

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Celosyi cracked me up."

(Ring): Iniar says, "?"

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Luthy trying to kill Celosyi."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Or attack her at leasrt."

 

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Hey."

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Someone called her out entering the area."  

(Ring): Luthyr says, "So I targeted and ordered loyals to aggressive."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Was that when she appeared at shardfall to fetch me because I was ignoring

her?"

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Yes."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Ooooh."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Did you explain to her?"

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Yeah."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Ah, okay."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "I was like.. *&^%$# Luthyr." <--Yes, I've been in trouble for using cuss words on the forum. 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Way to attack your future entity."

Luthyr sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Luthyr stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

(Ring): Iniar says, "Wrong emotte."

 

(Ring): Iniar says, "Innappropriate."

 

(Ring): Iniar says, ":(."

 

(Ring): Mathiaus says, "I'm dddruunk but I cca *hic* n *hic*  sthll kilL."

(Ring): Raya says, "AqAHAHA."

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Taqja tellsh you,, "Yyou get druuunk aod trY to strinng sentences!""

(Ring): Raya says, "Tha *hic* t wass totalLl inappropriaatte."

(Ring): Iniar says, "Hhahahaha."

(Ring): Raya says, "Bad decisions."

 

(Ring): Luthyr says, "And nnow i'm shitKaced." <--Is this technically a bad word?

The earth only slightly trembles in shock and awe as the voice of Taqja reverberates, "Alright! 

First is Glossivel. Larkin, you net second place. Alvetta is third, Skye comes out of nowhere for 

fourth, and Fallon barely squeaks in as fifth!"

(Ring): Iniar says, "HEe's shitcaked."

(Ring): Raya says, "Shitcaked."

(Ring): Iniar says, "Omg."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "No one demonic won."

(Ring): Iniar says, "Catlace."

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "So ashamged."

(Ring): Luthyr says, "SHIKACEwD."

(Ring): Iniar says, ":(."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "So ashamed."

The earth only slightly trembles in shock and awe as the voice of Taqja reverberates, "Find your 

drunk tanks and stand still so I can throw gold at you."

(Ring): You say, "Taqja made him drunk for being an ass."

Luthyr sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

(Ring): Iniar says, "The magi *hic* ck book sayss NO."

(Ring): Viorel says, "I kePt falling ojf mY prny!"

You laugh melodically at Luthyr.

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "I'm not ready for bed."

Luthyr looks about himself suspiciously.

(Ring): Theophilus says, "And it's ZACH."

You say to Luthyr, "Idiot."

Luthyr Lokrien says, "At leavst I'm yyour Idiiot,a my lady."

The earth only slightly trembles in shock and awe as the voice of Taqja reverberates, "Sorry for 

delay. Drunkifying some sassy sober people."

You see Luthyr Lokrien shout, "Taaq *hic* ja, wly have youu foorsaken me?z?!?!"

A sudden flurry of salt crystals spins into the room, coalescing into the heartbreakingly gorgeous 

form of Taqja.

 

Taqja slaps Luthyr on the cheek.

Pressing the tips of his fingers one to the other in a steeple at the center of his breast, Luthyr 

bows to Taqja in respect.

 

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Taqja gives some gold sovereigns to Luthyr.

 

Luthyr sweeps across the floor, leaping and twirling like a true master.

Luthyr Lokrien says, "1 gold oely gets yoou one ddAance."

Luthyr winks at Taqja.

 

Taqja says to Luthyr, "You have amused me in the amount of one gold sovereign."

Taqja says, "Don't spend it all in one place."

Taqja sways to and fro.

The form of Taqja looks away suddenly, and her figure turns into a solid statue of salt before a 

wicked wind crumbles it to a flurry of crystals.

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Taqja just gave mee goLd for amuSing her."

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Go me."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Please forum that."

(Ring): Luthyr says, "I should be dr *hic* inkinng righT eow."

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Irl."

Ultrix was slain in the act of summoning a wraith lord.

 

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Someone should tsll Ultrix thaet no means no."  <--Yea, Ultrix!

Luthyr sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Luthyr stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

(Ring): Theophilus says, "All my vials just decayed."

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Because that wraqth lord jmst isn't wwith it."

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Ffs."

 

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Jjesus, I'm souu *hic* ndiqg like Mike Tyson."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Someone sober fill my vials for me."

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "I'll give you vialbelt and empty vials."

(Ring): Raya says, "All of my stuff decayed a few days ago."

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "I can't do it right now."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "I'll pay you whatever you need."

 

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Tqeo, give yourselff the Mike Tyson tattooo annndd I'ol give you freee 

toadstool for life."

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Alright. I'm down for that.

Theophilus

Ellarynth said:

Here you go @Theophilus. As requested. Left a few other funny parts in there. 

The earth only slightly trembles in shock and awe as the voice of Taqja reverberates, "Mathiaus, I 

am more likely to hold the strands of time than you are."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Hahahah."

 

(Ring): Mathiaus says, "Hhahaha."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "He is more likely hold the sinewy strands of eyeballs though."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Don't test Math."

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "He can even *&^% up an entity." <--What foul language, Imperator!

You see Luthyr Lokrien shout, "That's not time."

(Ring): Iniar says, "Hahaha."

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Luthyr, on the other hand, cannot."

(Ring): Iniar says, ":3."

 

(Ring): Luthyr says, ":)"

(Ring): Theophilus says, ""I wouldn't do that if I were you.""

(Ring): Mathiaus says, ":3."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Hahaha you *&^."  <--More bad words I have to edit!!

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Celosyi cracked me up."

(Ring): Iniar says, "?"

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Luthy trying to kill Celosyi."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Or attack her at leasrt."

 

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Hey."

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Someone called her out entering the area."  

(Ring): Luthyr says, "So I targeted and ordered loyals to aggressive."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Was that when she appeared at shardfall to fetch me because I was ignoring

her?"

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Yes."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Ooooh."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Did you explain to her?"

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Yeah."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Ah, okay."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "I was like.. *&^%$# Luthyr." <--Yes, I've been in trouble for using cuss words on the forum. 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Way to attack your future entity."

Luthyr sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Luthyr stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

(Ring): Iniar says, "Wrong emotte."

 

(Ring): Iniar says, "Innappropriate."

 

(Ring): Iniar says, ":(."

 

(Ring): Mathiaus says, "I'm dddruunk but I cca *hic* n *hic*  sthll kilL."

(Ring): Raya says, "AqAHAHA."

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Taqja tellsh you,, "Yyou get druuunk aod trY to strinng sentences!""

(Ring): Raya says, "Tha *hic* t wass totalLl inappropriaatte."

(Ring): Iniar says, "Hhahahaha."

(Ring): Raya says, "Bad decisions."

 

(Ring): Luthyr says, "And nnow i'm shitKaced." <--Is this technically a bad word?

The earth only slightly trembles in shock and awe as the voice of Taqja reverberates, "Alright! 

First is Glossivel. Larkin, you net second place. Alvetta is third, Skye comes out of nowhere for 

fourth, and Fallon barely squeaks in as fifth!"

(Ring): Iniar says, "HEe's shitcaked."

(Ring): Raya says, "Shitcaked."

(Ring): Iniar says, "Omg."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "No one demonic won."

(Ring): Iniar says, "Catlace."

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "So ashamged."

(Ring): Luthyr says, "SHIKACEwD."

(Ring): Iniar says, ":(."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "So ashamed."

The earth only slightly trembles in shock and awe as the voice of Taqja reverberates, "Find your 

drunk tanks and stand still so I can throw gold at you."

(Ring): You say, "Taqja made him drunk for being an ass."

Luthyr sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

(Ring): Iniar says, "The magi *hic* ck book sayss NO."

(Ring): Viorel says, "I kePt falling ojf mY prny!"

You laugh melodically at Luthyr.

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "I'm not ready for bed."

Luthyr looks about himself suspiciously.

(Ring): Theophilus says, "And it's ZACH."

You say to Luthyr, "Idiot."

Luthyr Lokrien says, "At leavst I'm yyour Idiiot,a my lady."

The earth only slightly trembles in shock and awe as the voice of Taqja reverberates, "Sorry for 

delay. Drunkifying some sassy sober people."

You see Luthyr Lokrien shout, "Taaq *hic* ja, wly have youu foorsaken me?z?!?!"

A sudden flurry of salt crystals spins into the room, coalescing into the heartbreakingly gorgeous 

form of Taqja.

 

Taqja slaps Luthyr on the cheek.

Pressing the tips of his fingers one to the other in a steeple at the center of his breast, Luthyr 

bows to Taqja in respect.

 

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Taqja gives some gold sovereigns to Luthyr.

 

Luthyr sweeps across the floor, leaping and twirling like a true master.

Luthyr Lokrien says, "1 gold oely gets yoou one ddAance."

Luthyr winks at Taqja.

 

Taqja says to Luthyr, "You have amused me in the amount of one gold sovereign."

Taqja says, "Don't spend it all in one place."

Taqja sways to and fro.

The form of Taqja looks away suddenly, and her figure turns into a solid statue of salt before a 

wicked wind crumbles it to a flurry of crystals.

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Taqja just gave mee goLd for amuSing her."

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Go me."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Please forum that."

(Ring): Luthyr says, "I should be dr *hic* inkinng righT eow."

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Irl."

Ultrix was slain in the act of summoning a wraith lord.

 

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Someone should tsll Ultrix thaet no means no."  <--Yea, Ultrix!

Luthyr sways drunkenly and falls to the ground in an undignified heap.

Luthyr stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

(Ring): Theophilus says, "All my vials just decayed."

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Because that wraqth lord jmst isn't wwith it."

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Ffs."

 

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Jjesus, I'm souu *hic* ndiqg like Mike Tyson."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Someone sober fill my vials for me."

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "I'll give you vialbelt and empty vials."

(Ring): Raya says, "All of my stuff decayed a few days ago."

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "I can't do it right now."

(Ring): Theophilus says, "I'll pay you whatever you need."

 

(Ring): Luthyr says, "Tqeo, give yourselff the Mike Tyson tattooo annndd I'ol give you freee 

toadstool for life."

 

(Ring): Theophilus says, "Alright. I'm down for that.

Don't make me into a pottymouth.. geez

Khizan

Theophilus said:

Ellarynth said:

longass quote

Don't make me into a pottymouth.. geez

Can you please not repeat the entire huge quote?

Theophilus

Khizan said:

Theophilus said:

Ellarynth said:

longass quote

Don't make me into a pottymouth.. geez

Can you please not repeat the entire huge quote?


I didn't know how to not do that. Apologies.

Iniar

Just hit backspace.

Ellarynth

Theo, you have displeased the Khizan! 

Theophilus

Ellarynth said:

Short quote on Khizan's displeasure.

He can stand in line. I'm used to it.

Shou

You place the corpse of Shou on an altar of sanctity and chant a few words. The altar glows sloftly for a while and a blue fire envelops it briefly. As the fire consumes its sacrifice, you feel your faith rising.
Your sacrifice has contributed 39 belief to the Sect of Conquest.

... aww.

e: WOW. has 'sloftly' always been there? How has nobody noticed that?

Dicene

It has, and I've managed to forget to typo it at least twice. =(

Rylaeis

(Ring): Septus says, "Well, when all else fails."
(Ring): Septus says, "Try as you might, you are unable to break a translucent crystal."
(Ring): Septus says, ":(."
(Ring): You say, "Lol."
(Ring): You say, "'Dunno what to do with this... MIGHT AS WELL BREAK IT' ... Can't break it -sadface-."
(Ring): Septus says, "I thought that was questing 101."

Oh @Septus...

Dec

Shou said:

You place the corpse of Shou on an altar of sanctity and chant a few words. The altar glows sloftly for a while and a blue fire envelops it briefly. As the fire consumes its sacrifice, you feel your faith rising.
Your sacrifice has contributed 39 belief to the Sect of Conquest.

... aww.

e: WOW. has 'sloftly' always been there? How has nobody noticed that?

Fine, no more sloftly. 

Also you probably had died a few times recently. Each time you die your corpse is worth less and less.  As you don't die for a while it gains value back.

Shou

Woo!

The final blow is too much, you have slain an armoured wraith.
You gain 118,070 experience. You need 80,610 more for level 136.
[Level Up]: You have reached level 136. You gain 0 Health and 0 Mana.

Wait.. what?

The final blow is too much, you have slain a jewelry-bedecked skeleton.
You gain 81,930 experience. You need 8,015,006,354 more for level 137.

I thought the formula showed xp til 137 would be 2,200,000,000?

Edit: and now in the order they were killed...

The final blow is too much, you have slain a heavily clad wight.
You gain 175,730 experience. You need 8,011,181,814 more for level 137.

The final blow is too much, you have slain an indistinct wraith.
You gain 109,080 experience. You need 8,900,905,084 more for level 137.

Did I break something?:(

Ultrix

Shou said:

The final blow is too much, you have slain a heavily clad wight.
You gain 175,730 experience. You need 8,011,181,814 more for level 137.

The final blow is too much, you have slain an indistinct wraith.
You gain 109,080 experience. You need 8,900,905,084 more for level 137.

Did I break something?:(

I feel like this is where we find out that aspect xp had previously been scaled by 1/10th so as to avoid variable overflows or something, and Shou just broke that system.

Dec

Ultrix said:

Shou said:

I feel like this is where we find out that aspect xp had previously been scaled by 1/10th so as to avoid variable overflows or something, and Shou just broke that system.

Yeah, approximately 2.1 billion is the max size of a 32 bit signed integer. When he passed that, the game barfed.  It was still working properly in the backend, but the display couldn't handle it.  This should be fixed now and displaying correctly. 

Verexa

18. (2015/02/15 03:43) Kanthari: "// Celosyi set my marionette/fae thing to reset to you. Happy V-Day."

19. (2015/02/15 03:44) Kanthari: "// check your inv, homie."

20. (2015/02/15 03:44) Kanthari: "// ."

Sanded satin-smooth, blocks of birch wood comprise this little marionette, fashioned into the finespun visage of an puckish forest sprite. Clad only in a wispy dress of ivory gossamer embroidered with broken hearts and arrows, the fae's body is a pristine alabaster, the paint imbued with an iridescent quality to coruscate prismatically when kissed by light. Her lovelorn features are beset with wide ruby eyes, with red paint ornamenting either of her cheeks in adorable heart and rose designs. Long, lustrous locks of niveous hair spills from her head to frame her wooden countenance. Slung over the toy's slim shoulders is a quiver of sanguine leather, its confines filled with little white and silver-tipped arrows; from her shoulder blades sprout paper-thin wings of opalescent glass, their surfaces tinted a lusty crimson which sharply contrasts her snowy skin. Clasped within one of the sprites hands is a black bow with ribbons of blush-pink and red hanging from the lower arm; her other hand grasps an arrow to shoot, its tip stained a blood red from piercing the hearts of her lovelorn victims. Strings attached at the jointed doll's hands, feet, head, and wings fasten above her head to a wooden cross which allows her a wide range of movement when properly manipulated.

(Ring): You say, "Loosh."

(Ring): Aleutia says, "Verexa."

(Ring): You say, "I mean you know already but Kanthari gave me his marionette best day ever."

(Ring): Aleutia says, "Hahah, yeah "

(Ring): Aleutia says, "He originally entered to get me one, but I ended up getting one too and he was like "I bet Verexa would like this" because he hates dolls XD."

(Ring): Selthis says, "Just what verexa needed to complete her ensemble, a creepy f*cking puppet."

(Ring): Selthis says, "Thx kanth."

@Kanthari, best Valentine's day ever.  

Svorai

@Selthis puts on a shark costume.

@Jeremy puts on a shark costume.

My life is complete. Can I be Katy Perry?

Aleutia

Svorai said:

Selthis puts on a shark costume.

Jeremy puts on a shark costume.

My life is complete. Can I be Katy Perry?

But which one is left shark?

Selthis

Clearly, I'm left shark. 

Taqja

Bellentine

Left Shark 4 lyfe.

Svorai

So I keep testing the games daily, also I'm a few days ahead of you guys so that if something happens where the special prize doesn't show up, I'll be the first to know. So I'm testing away this morning, go into Slick's booth, and get this gem. I just had to share with you all!

A mechanical attendant takes your pink card from you and places another one 

before you. It then turns a red card over to reveal the new phrase.

A mechanical attendant says, "We are now in round three, your new phrase is: 

"I'm tired of living a lie! I love _____________!" Turn a card over in response.

"

-#-turn card

You flip over a pink heart-shaped card that says, '@Jeremy to profess their love 

for me!'

Iniar

Your ally, a small shrubbery, has entered Imperian.

You tell a small shrubbery, ":3."

You tell a small shrubbery, "I hope you're not perma shrubbed."

You tell a small shrubbery, "Rustle once if yes, rustle twice if no."