Quotes

Menoch

Stavenn's got so much rp that our lowbies rp with bricks.

Iniar

Tomorrow, the bricks will RP back.

Barakis

I'm a bar of gold.

Linslet

We need to get you a ton of gold chains.

Iniar

Raziya smiles sunnily, and sardonically.

Barakis

@linslet I accept all donations of gold chains or otherwise, I also take defiler offense systems.

Kryss

Baasche Krax'ai says, "I hate prismatics."

Iniar

Palpatar, the Glutton of Glaaki says, in Hanyou, "Thisss will be your finalll momentsss, mortalsss."

Iniar

@Eldreth:

(R): Onaedan, "He walked into my room once during a shard fall before I harvested and onae froze."

(R): Onaedan, "I treated eld like a t-Rex and he moved on."

Eldreth

Those Caanae falls are tricky, and as people tend to say "no" when I ask them all polite-like if they are harvesting, it results in awkward high-noon stare downs* to see if they grab for a six-shooter (then it's on).

* Excludes prominent members of the Imperial Logging Company. These scum are killed on sight.

Iniar

(Bel): Siath, "Wtf."

(Bel): Siath, "You hear stone grinding and a strange tingle on the back of your neck, as you turn back the angelic gargoyle seems to have moved closer, her hands still covering her face."

(Bel): Siath, "The grinding sounds grows louder, and as you turn around you see an angelic angel, her face frozen in terror as she reaches out to tap your shoulder. You scream as you are instantly teleported to the junction of the Wendigo Catwalk."

Svorai

Yay! Someone finally freaked out because of my angels. My life is complete. I can quit now and be happy!!

By the way. I have been hiding little tid-bits in my new areas for fun. Waiting to see if people find the others. There is one in the Barnack Farm. 

Iniar

Svorai said:

Yay! Someone finally freaked out because of my angels. My life is complete. I can quit now and be happy!!

By the way. I have been hiding little tid-bits in my new areas for fun. Waiting to see if people find the others. There is one in the Barnack Farm. 

Iniar

A huge blood-red scorpion scuttles in from the north.

A huge blood-red scorpion named Valdar lopes over to you, dropping a shard bomb into your hands.

The fuse on the bomb you are holding slowly burns.

[Monolith]: Iniar (22783, Demon's Pass)

You have successfully gained control of the monolith.

The fuse on the bomb you are holding slowly burns.

Segments rattling, a huge blood-red scorpion scuttles to the north.

Pain races through your body as the bomb you are holding explodes.

You are blasted out of the room to the north by the force.

You are no longer mounted on a Graytrem draft stallion.

Psych.

Mathiaus

Creepiest things for me lately have been waking up but with sleep paralysis still affecting me and hallucinating women missing eyes with their jaws ripped off suddenly lunging at me with high pitched shreeks.

Iniar

(Bel): Eldreth, "In the tracking pantheon, obviously owl > roc > raptor > rhino > whatever aleutia rides > random person 1# > random person 6# > aakrins scorpion

(Bel): Eldreth, "Well..riscas tiger is in there."

(Bel): Eldreth, "Forgot that one."

(Bel): Siath, "Nice going."

(Bel): Ultrix, "Where does iluv's bat fit in?"

(Bel): Siath, "The bat was random person 1#."

(Bel): Eldreth, "Iluv's bat would be cooler if he didn't scream batman effectively every time before he takes off."

Juran

Pets that alight on their owners arm are far superior to other pets.

Aleutia

As illustrated by @Ahkan, my pegabou is peerless.

Iniar

The following beings are in your entourage:

a Graytrem draft stallion#81314, Iniar#71, a pathfinder#271917.

The following players are in your entourage:

Nice.

Iniar

00:28:56.535 Eldreth raises a gnarled staff of blackened snakewood high into the air, then points it towards you. A bolt of lightning
00:28:56.535 flashes across the sky and you scream in pain as the bolt of electricity passes through your body, leaving you charred and
00:28:56.535 drained.

I want to be a druid now

Cassius

Iniar said:

00:28:56.535 Eldreth raises a gnarled staff of blackened snakewood high into the air, then points it towards you. A bolt of lightning
00:28:56.535 flashes across the sky and you scream in pain as the bolt of electricity passes through your body, leaving you charred and
00:28:56.535 drained.

I want to be a druid now

You expect us to believe that's a new dream of yours?

Iniar

That's just such a badass message. :x

Iniar

(Ring): Ihsan says, "Iniar."

(Ring): Ihsan says, "You are so delightfully asian."

Iniar

Demonic's combat preparation strategy:

(R): Mathiaus, "Joy to the world, the teachers dead!"

(R): Mathiaus, "We bar, be-cued, her heaaaaaad!"

(R): Mathiaus, "What happened to the bo-dy we flushed it down the potty."

(R): Mathiaus, "And round and round it goes."

(R): Mathiaus, "And around and around it goes."

(R): Mathiaus, "And ar-ound, and a-ro-ound, and around, it, gooooooooooooooooes!"

(R): Raya, ":O."

(R): Morgoth, "You seriously took the time to do that? ."

(R): Caitryn, "Haha, I haven't sung that since 3rd grade."

(R): Mathiaus, "Lol."

(R): Mathiaus, "I sure did."

Iniar

(Newbie): Robobopolis says, "Hello i'm new, lol, this is great is there a way to skip the tuturial???"

Raziya

No hate @Dreacor! Just thought the deathsense was appropriately ironic for someone shouting! lol

Dreacor yells, "One one one?"

Silence fills the air as the immortal soul of Dreacor is torn from its fragile
shell by the hands of Cadeyrn.

Gjarrus

I'm not sure why it's funny that someone who's answering a math problem gets slaughtered for their effort  

Iniar

Gjarrus said:

I'm not sure why it's funny that someone who's answering a math problem gets slaughtered for their effort  

Mercer

[Level Up]: You have reached level 123. You gain 0 Health and 0 Mana.

Bathan

How to lose a girl in 10 minutes, Imperian edition:

Bathan rolls his eyes. "Shopkeeping, and apparently
malcontent. I heard about your unceremonious bid for Ephor. You ought to try
comporting yourself with more elegance. What happened to that striking,
graceful woman I was once very fond of bordering on romantically inclined
towards?"