(Stavenn): Lartus says, "These midget axes are light in the hand and easy to toss."
(Stavenn): Lartus says, "May they find their target, straight and true. Neither curse nor blessing shall shield the interloper from the might of these weapons. For justice shall fall upon the handsome devil, Kryss Miyoomi."
(Stavenn): Lartus says, "I will not be blind sided by trolls and ogres. Mathiaus, we need to move the rotund female away from them."
(Stavenn): Lartus says, "Least we be the ones clubbed to death."
KILLING ME SMALLS. Sitting here giggling like a freaking idiot over @Lartus right now.
(Stavenn): You say, "Are you supposed to be killing each other?"
(Stavenn): Lartus says, "I tripped and fell upon his sword."
I'm having the weirdest response to this show. On the one hand, NO PICARD, NO. On the other, this show is so perfectly suited to Patrick Stewart. I laughed so hard I stopped breathing.
The air around you is suddenly filled with the crackling of Moradeim energy.
Lartus enters from the ether following Mathiaus. They are followed by a lithe hound.
Lartus razes your aura of rebounding with a dwarven battleaxe.
Iaos the Temptress snarls angrily at Mathiaus and moves in for the kill.
Mathiaus barks at a lithe hound, ordering it to attack Lartus.
Mathiaus secures his previously wielded items and instantly draws a shining longsword into his left hand, with a massive shield flowing into the right. Mathiaus whips a shining longsword through the air in front of Lartus, to no effect. Mathiaus shreds Lartus's skin viciously with a shining longsword, causing a nasty infection. Lartus appears terrified as his muscles seem to become difficult to control.
With a lightning-quick motion, Lartus slashes you with a dwarven battleaxe. Terror takes hold, as a numb sensation overcomes your body. [numbness] Lartus viciously slashes you with a dwarven battleaxe! Terror takes hold, as a numb sensation overcomes your body.
Iaos the Temptress sidles gracefully up to Mathiaus, and leaning forward delicately, places a lustful kiss on his cheek. Mathiaus places one hand on the spot of the kiss and looks at Iaos the Temptress, lust shining in his eyes.
Iaos the Temptress wraps her sinuous tail around Mathiaus's leg suddenly and pulls, sending him prone.
Lartus moves in to engage you.
Lartus swings a dwarven battleaxe at you powerfully. The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura! Lartus appears terrified as his muscles seem to become difficult to control. Lartus swings a dwarven battleaxe at you powerfully. The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!
Iaos the Temptress turns her beautiful eyes to Mathiaus, and he freezes, mesmerized. A look of extreme focus crosses the face of Lartus. Lartus's expression no longer looks so vacant.
Iaos the Temptress turns her beautiful eyes to Mathiaus, and he freezes, mesmerized.
You turn away from Lartus in an attempt to escape. Seeing his chance, Lartus brings the haft of a dwarven battleaxe crashing down onto the back of your skull, stunning you. [stun]
You are no longer stunned. [stun]
Entering an iron-encased tunnel. You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, and northwest.
You throw a shard against the ground and a crackling wall of Moradeim energy slowly forms, blocking passage to the southeast.
Entering an iron-encased tunnel. A wall of focused Moradeim energy is crackling here, blocking passage to the southeast. You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, and northwest.
Mathiaus has been choked to death by Iaos the Temptress.
Lartus has been hacked to death by Iaos the Temptress.
[ACHIEVEMENT]: You have completed the 'Exterminator' Achievement! You have earned a set of silver bracelets.
You are about to trade in artifact #70171 (a set of silver bracelets) to upgrade to artifact type #88 (a set of diamond bracelets) for 7 artifact upgrade tokens.
Spent far more time on finishing this all week than I should have, but so worth the feeling when it was counting down to 0.
I love being a female Ranger. Literally confusing the crap out of everyone who meets me for the first time. Its great! =D
9. (2015/08/24 00:14) <Player>: "What are you?"
10. (2015/08/24 00:14) <Player>: "Amazon?"
11. (2015/08/24 00:15) <Player>: "Women can be rangers?"
Clearly I need a special honors line at this point.
Men can't be Amazons though. Haha. ;P
Women aren't suppose to be able to be rangers, just like men aren't suppose to be able to be amazons. It's always been that way, and there's been no way around it. I assume you used a sex change artifact once you already had the ranger profession. I would bug that.
I love being a female Ranger. Literally confusing the crap out of everyone who meets me for the first time. Its great! =D
9. (2015/08/24 00:14) <Player>: "What are you?"
10. (2015/08/24 00:14) <Player>: "Amazon?"
11. (2015/08/24 00:15) <Player>: "Women can be rangers?"
Clearly I need a special honors line at this point.
Men can't be Amazons though. Haha. ;P
Women aren't suppose to be able to be rangers, just like men aren't suppose to be able to be amazons. It's always been that way, and there's been no way around it. I assume you used a sex change artifact once you already had the ranger profession. I would bug that.
Considering I can't even afford to tri trans I doubt my first artifact would be that. Plus you should read my post in 'Population' I'm very new and on top of that I just chose Ranger in the options given to me.
Re @Aquil's female ranger-ness, it's a bug when the novice joins the wardancer or warden guild. I've seen it happen before and bugged it, but it's awaiting a fix. In the meantime, enjoy being special! (Go headbutt more people or something).
Whenever Iniar and/or Eldreth come to say "hi!" to me at a shardfall, there is a great chance that glorious, chaotic disaster will ensue. And if Ahkan is around that hissy goose will play too. Makes all those "and then no one showed up" ones I go to almost worth it. Almost.
Finding a KOA in the middle of Nevada with a mini 'fitness room'. After driving 4 hours through the fallout wastelands, feels great to let ALL THIS ENERGY OUT. Felt good to have a lazy day in a hotel yesterday too after 5 days of sleeping outside. Considering the 5th night I slept on the ground. Woke up in the middle of the night off my sleeping pad, no blankets or pillow, face first shivering in leaves and dirt. Fully expected to roll over and see a critter snuggled up in my bed. >_>
Phase 2! Salt Lake, Grand Canyon, and Denver!
That sounds completely goddamn miserable. If man were meant to sleep outside we wouldn't have invented air conditioning.
"On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."
Ha! Well, Texas is hot. :P It actually has been pretty chilly at night here and nice to sleep in. I much prefer freezing temperatures to sleep in as well! Though I am going to remember this for the rest of my life as the hilarious roadtrip across the US in which I said 'WOW THAT'S PRETTY' 135647272459 times about land and water.
I can't decide if that's more cruel to me or to Esmyrsia.
"On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."
Comments
Message #946 Sent By: Jeremy Received On: 8/18/2015/19:30
"You are correct. Okabarish has now been fixed. He has a quest and will buy
locusts again."
UUhm, I'm not sure how to eliminate the formatting. But yay! After only like four back and forth messages and a lot of confusion.
(Ring): You say, "Want to get emily?"
(Ring): Mathiaus says, "Sure."
You begin to follow Mathiaus.
Mathiaus's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Mathiaus begins focusing on a distant point, and the air is suddenly filled
with noise.
The image of Mathiaus, riding a massive warhorse blurs, fading to a green
nebula as he vanishes to the ether.
He is followed by a lithe hound.
Mathiaus has been bludgeoned to death by an elite moss-covered xiur brawler.
(Ring): Mathiaus says, "Whee."
I'm having the weirdest response to this show. On the one hand, NO PICARD, NO. On the other, this show is so perfectly suited to Patrick Stewart. I laughed so hard I stopped breathing.
Lartus enters from the ether following Mathiaus.
They are followed by a lithe hound.
Lartus razes your aura of rebounding with a dwarven battleaxe.
Iaos the Temptress snarls angrily at Mathiaus and moves in for the kill.
Mathiaus barks at a lithe hound, ordering it to attack Lartus.
Mathiaus secures his previously wielded items and instantly draws a shining
longsword into his left hand, with a massive shield flowing into the right.
Mathiaus whips a shining longsword through the air in front of Lartus, to no
effect.
Mathiaus shreds Lartus's skin viciously with a shining longsword, causing a
nasty infection.
Lartus appears terrified as his muscles seem to become difficult to control.
With a lightning-quick motion, Lartus slashes you with a dwarven battleaxe.
Terror takes hold, as a numb sensation overcomes your body.
[numbness]
Lartus viciously slashes you with a dwarven battleaxe!
Terror takes hold, as a numb sensation overcomes your body.
Iaos the Temptress sidles gracefully up to Mathiaus, and leaning forward
delicately, places a lustful kiss on his cheek. Mathiaus places one hand on the
spot of the kiss and looks at Iaos the Temptress, lust shining in his eyes.
Iaos the Temptress wraps her sinuous tail around Mathiaus's leg suddenly and
pulls, sending him prone.
Lartus moves in to engage you.
Lartus swings a dwarven battleaxe at you powerfully.
The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!
Lartus appears terrified as his muscles seem to become difficult to control.
Lartus swings a dwarven battleaxe at you powerfully.
The attack rebounds off your rebounding aura!
Iaos the Temptress turns her beautiful eyes to Mathiaus, and he freezes,
mesmerized.
A look of extreme focus crosses the face of Lartus.
Lartus's expression no longer looks so vacant.
Iaos the Temptress turns her beautiful eyes to Mathiaus, and he freezes,
mesmerized.
You turn away from Lartus in an attempt to escape. Seeing his chance, Lartus
brings the haft of a dwarven battleaxe crashing down onto the back of your
skull, stunning you.
[stun]
You are no longer stunned.
[stun]
Entering an iron-encased tunnel.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, and northwest.
You throw a shard against the ground and a crackling wall of Moradeim energy
slowly forms, blocking passage to the southeast.
Entering an iron-encased tunnel.
A wall of focused Moradeim energy is crackling here, blocking passage to the
southeast.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, and northwest.
Mathiaus has been choked to death by Iaos the Temptress.
Lartus has been hacked to death by Iaos the Temptress.
You are about to trade in artifact #70171 (a set of silver bracelets) to upgrade to artifact type #88 (a set of diamond
bracelets) for 7 artifact upgrade tokens.
Spent far more time on finishing this all week than I should have, but so worth the feeling when it was counting down to 0.
Considering I can't even afford to tri trans I doubt my first artifact would be that.
"On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."
"On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."