Quotes

Mathiaus

Dianos says, "As soon as she logs in."
Dianos says, "Erm, wakes."

I don't know why things like this are amusing!

Ahkan

Mathiaus said:

Dianos says, "As soon as she logs in."
Dianos says, "Erm, wakes."

I don't know why things like this are amusing!

Azefel

xxxxxx says, "Some don't seem to or are really good at RP."

Iniar

After piddling around for about 5 minutes between Shou and I

You have been slain by Shou.

19:29:27 

You gasp with the realization that Shou has reached the pk level of Metamortal.

Shou has fulfilled a city bounty against you.

Damage Taken: 84 psychic, physical (raw damage: 126)

 <dead> T: 

19:29:30

Celestine tells you, "Unfortunately, there is no cure for your stupidity."

Serendipity.

Sapp

Septus said this....soooo true.

Celestine

Iniar said:

After piddling around for about 5 minutes between Shou and I

You have been slain by Shou.

19:29:27 

You gasp with the realization that Shou has reached the pk level of Metamortal.

Shou has fulfilled a city bounty against you.

Damage Taken: 84 psychic, physical (raw damage: 126)

 <dead> T: 

19:29:30

Celestine tells you, "Unfortunately, there is no cure for your stupidity."

Serendipity.

You forgot to add that you had sent me the stupidity tell (Der...) before you died.

Ahkan

Some days there's just not enough orphine.

Iniar

Never enough orphine for me

Aulani

2013/08/27 20:54:43 - Cassius kicked out Tavion.
2013/08/27 20:54:45 - Cassius declared Tavion to be a formal enemy. Reason: Murder charges pending for the murder of Insinyan over a dispute on the city aether.
2013/08/27 21:01:04 - Cassius > There are murder charges pending against Tavion, he murdered Insinyan with several in the city. I'll write up something further and post a log of what I saw. Temporarily, I've kicked him out and enemied him as he would not remove himself willingly.
2013/08/27 21:03:54 - Tavion slew Braylith, a Mage of Kinsarmar that was loyal to you.
2013/08/27 21:04:14 - Tavion slew a retired Lorekeeper Knight that was loyal to you.
2013/08/27 21:05:10 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
2013/08/27 21:05:41 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
2013/08/27 21:06:06 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
2013/08/27 21:06:38 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
2013/08/27 21:06:49 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
2013/08/27 21:07:17 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
2013/08/27 21:07:54 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.

Kinsarmar - Has gone 0 amount of days without any drama.

Also Cassius, you're awesome.

And a quote from Keldoran:

Keldoran: The way to dispute murder charges is to commit more murder.

Aulani: Yup

Keldoran: I wish more lawyers knew of that defence.

Aulani: Haha

Keldoran: It'd do wonders.

Khizan

Aulani said:

And a quote from Keldoran:

Keldoran: The way to dispute murder charges is to commit more murder.

Aulani: Yup

Keldoran: I wish more lawyers knew of that defence.

Aulani: Haha

Keldoran: It'd do wonders.

I've always been fond of that method, myself.

Gurn

Aulani said:

2013/08/27 20:54:43 - Cassius kicked out Tavion.
2013/08/27 20:54:45 - Cassius declared Tavion to be a formal enemy. Reason: Murder charges pending for the murder of Insinyan over a dispute on the city aether.
2013/08/27 21:01:04 - Cassius > There are murder charges pending against Tavion, he murdered Insinyan with several in the city. I'll write up something further and post a log of what I saw. Temporarily, I've kicked him out and enemied him as he would not remove himself willingly.
2013/08/27 21:03:54 - Tavion slew Braylith, a Mage of Kinsarmar that was loyal to you.
2013/08/27 21:04:14 - Tavion slew a retired Lorekeeper Knight that was loyal to you.
2013/08/27 21:05:10 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
2013/08/27 21:05:41 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
2013/08/27 21:06:06 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
2013/08/27 21:06:38 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
2013/08/27 21:06:49 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
2013/08/27 21:07:17 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.
2013/08/27 21:07:54 - Tavion slew a Knight Protector that was loyal to you.

Kinsarmar - Has gone 0 amount of days without any drama.

Also Cassius, you're awesome.

And a quote from Keldoran:

Keldoran: The way to dispute murder charges is to commit more murder.

Aulani: Yup

Keldoran: I wish more lawyers knew of that defence.

Aulani: Haha

Keldoran: It'd do wonders.

Came into Celidon to try and kill more people, quickly ran away when he realized he would be attacking people in front of a bunch of others. Told person "You're lucky to be alive" and left.


Enemied shortly after, and he sends me a tell demanding why he's enemied, and he honestly has no idea why there's any reason to enemy him and we're stupid for doing it and that's why he's going to demonic.


What.

Sarrius

Is it any wonder that somebody from that crowd is causing unnecessary amounts of trouble?

Ahkan

Sarrius said:

Is it any wonder that somebody from that crowd is causing unnecessary amounts of trouble?

Sarrius

I guess so. For real, though - I'm amused that he came to Antioch begging us for citizenship not 19 hours after helping Ruga stir up trouble.

Khizan

Sarrius said:

I guess so. For real, though - I'm amused that he came to Antioch begging us for citizenship not 19 hours after helping Ruga stir up trouble.

Ahkan said:

Mathiaus

Linslet

11) (2013/08/28 13:52) Raykel: "Really?"
12) (2013/08/28 13:52) Linslet: "Yep."
13) (2013/08/28 13:52) Linslet: "It amuses me."
14) (2013/08/28 13:52) Vivianne: "Hehe."
15) (2013/08/28 13:52) Raykel: "Linslet pets a massive umbral condor of Stavenn named Astamouthe."
16) (2013/08/28 13:52) Lionas: ""
17) (2013/08/28 13:54) Lartus: "I don't get it."
18) (2013/08/28 13:54) Lartus: "Who is astamouth."


Oh Lartus.  Never change.

Menoch

@Linslet you -never- go Astamouthe.

E: I was going to put the exact same video that Lio linked, until I clicked it. Thanks reddit, I always wanted to know what Patrick Stewart's gf's feet look like.

Iluv

When it comes to Astamouthe, two heads are better than one.

Lartus

10) (2013/08/28 20:18) Linslet: "Do you think they would let me use one to make
a churata with custom smoke messages?"
11) (2013/08/28 20:18) Ahkan: "After astamouth."
12) (2013/08/28 20:19) Ahkan: "You need to be punched in the face until
unconscious."
13) (2013/08/28 20:19) Ahkan: "And denied the ability to design/submit things."

 

Ring): You say, "Vivianne is in a human?"
H:374 M:315 <eb db>
(Ring): Dringle says, "Shes in everybody."
H:374 M:315 <eb db>
(Ring): Lionas says, "Generator is at 69%."
H:374 M:315 <eb db>

Dicene

Saw first Astamouth post at like, 10am. Google it because I was confused like Lartus. Nothing but like, runescape and LoL profiles named Astamouth. 5pm rolls around and and I'm on the phone with a patient at work when it finally hit me.

Azefel

(Antioch): An industrious kobold worker says, "Don't forget me, Antioch."

2013/08/29 03:35:29 - Tavion slew an industrious kobold worker that was loyal to you.

You have slain Tavion.

Tavion tells you, "Just going to ask, Figure your not going to answer but why did you attack me then? Other than no reason because there isn't one."

*you're

Menoch

Best part was him empressing Curran into siege right after that 'on accident'. Straight up told him it was issuable offense and that if he did it again I'd kick him. Cue OOC apologies.

Ahkan

It's the Imperial initiation.

Could be rough. AM doesn't have empress.

Kryss

Iluv deals a six of Hearts, a five of Diamonds and a three of Diamonds onto the
table.
 _______   _______   _______
|H ___ H| |D ___ D| |D --- D|
| |     | | |     | |     | |
| |___  | |  ---  | |  ---  |
| |   | | |     | | |     | |
|H --- H| |D --- D| |D --- D|
 -------   -------   -------
You have a High card.

Iluv Bialystone, the Crux Shade says, in Hanyou, "Here's the flop."

You say, in Hanyou, "Action Maglust."

Iluv Bialystone, the Crux Shade says, in Hanyou, "Comes with detachable limbs."

Maglust throws the cards away with a silent sigh.

Iluv Bialystone, the Crux Shade says, in Hanyou, "Essence not included."

Iniar

(Ring): Vivianne says, "Blyth is not on qw...she must have got disconnected, 

because we know she didn't log out herself."

(Ring): Kryss says, "Blyth must of lost her uplink to the Matrix."

(Ring): Kryss says, "She's been set free."

(Ring): Raykel says, "Not enough to animate this kraken."

Mykael tells you, "//I need to catch one of these new entities asap."

Mykael tells you, "//I R impatient."

Septus

Kira begins to follow you.
619/619h 493/548m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
Kira urges you onwards.
619/619h 490/548m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
Kira Ael'ahir, the Relict of Justice says, "Back to Xeron! I got you a present."
619/619h 489/548m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
"Oh?" you exclaim quizzically.
619/619h 484/548m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
You must dismount from what you are currently riding before you can mount anything else.
(Ring): You say, "Tracking to xer."
You whisper briefly to a hulking velociraptor.
Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
619/619h 492/548m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
Kira Ael'ahir, the Relict of Justice says, "Oh, he's nowhere."
619/619h 492/548m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with linseed smoke.
619/619h 492/548m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0
Your mount tracks to Xeragoth.
Crossroads of The Imperial Parade and Via Efferus.
A sewer grate looms darkly beneath your feet. There are 2 hazeward stones here. An elegant, ebony marble statue depicts a tall, lithe Ssylsin woman here. There are 2 elegant white letters here. An elite elegantly dressed Noctusari is manning a cannon here. She has seventy-five cannon balls. Eyeing you defiantly, a brown brawny stallion exhibits its large body. Its body shuddering in anticipation, this twisted treant warps the very land about it here. Xeragoth is here, giving off a truly ghastly stench. He wields a wicked looking flail in his left hand and a kite shield in his right.
Exits: northeast (closed door), southeast, southwest, and northwest.
Equilibrium Taken: 3.60s

This is the price of laziness, children.

Caelya

Classic Septus.

Dicene

Just saw this while installing a million mods for Skyrim. After the above failed tracking log, felt like this was appropriate. This is Septus to me from now on.

Iniar

(Ring): Linslet says, "I need his body."

Completely taken out of context, but yes.