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  • MereisMereis Member Posts: 226 ✭✭✭
    2018/09/18 12:04:56 - Ohm has been slain by Tikal.
    2018/09/18 12:04:59 - Eochaid has been slain by Tikal.
    2018/09/18 12:05:00 - Eochaid has been slain by Tikal.
    2018/09/18 12:05:04 - Maglust has been slain by Tikal.
    2018/09/18 12:05:05 - Karne has been slain by Tikal.

    Less than two months in and already Khandava has turned @Tikal into a monster.
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  • DeklanDeklan Member Posts: 76 ✭✭
    Just further proof of the corrupting strength afforded by demonic powers.
    GjarrusMereis
  • DeklanDeklan Member Posts: 76 ✭✭
    --> You appear to have caused an untrapped error in the code. Please don't execute this
    command again right now.

    Meanwhile in Imperian HQ:


    MereisAsmund
  • SwaleSwale Member Posts: 302 ✭✭✭
    Kid says, "If I shout, will they hear it?"
    You say, "They should, I think."
    Master of Titles, Jarrhn Murne, the Quixotic Gunslinger says, "Only people in the area."
    You say, "Do you have a horn? If not, I have."
    You give an amplifying horn of waves to kid.
    Kid says, "Is he still in our sewers?"
    You say, "Don't think anyone is."
    You say, "Except ours."
    You see kid shout, "Looks like the rats scurried off back to their dens."
    ***More shouts***
    The shifting form of a masked man, Aspect of Moradeim enters from the south. (suspicious!)
    ***running... and screaming***
    Kid has fallen before the relentless onslaught that is Septus.


    Put another way:

    Kid:  "Can I play with matches"?
    Me:  "Here ya go kid, here's some fireworks too, now run along".  *pours self another whiskey*

    I didn't even think to ask, "so kid, what you gonna do with them matches"? (busy looking at what all just happened, pats self on back for not ignoring people while doing that) :(

    New suffix:  "rope and rope accessory salesman"

    RokasSeptusMereisAsmund
  • GjarrusGjarrus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 637 ✭✭✭✭
    Cordilia flies towards a watchful Nagirian archer to jab him with her icy a diamond-inlaid platinum javelin named Thicc.
    CordiliaAsmund
  • KalynthariKalynthari Member Posts: 237 ✭✭✭
    I stand by Indite being awful. Especially when it's obviously not actually policed.

    CordiliaDeklanHavamalRokasLartus
  • HavamalHavamal Member Posts: 109 ✭✭
    Indite is usually fine, but there's always someone who is obnoxious.  Would be nice if we could report those ones like we can bad deathsights.
    Developer of the Valkryior system - forum thread | code repository
    Cordilia
  • CordiliaCordilia Member Posts: 11 ✭✭
    edited September 21
    @Havamal Bye.
    Post edited by Cordilia on
    HavamalWyll
  • MereisMereis Member Posts: 226 ✭✭✭
    (Newbie): Aoi says, "A funny story is when I first come to canada to learn someone told me to break a leg and I thought they were mad at me."

     :D i love newbies. please take care of them
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    MyuRoqueArakisHyperionus
  • MereisMereis Member Posts: 226 ✭✭✭
    (Newbie): Illu says, "Was all fun and games killing these kobolds until I entered town and see their wives and children."

    These newbies, I swear.  :'(
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    TheophilusArakisHyperionus
  • GjarrusGjarrus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 637 ✭✭✭✭
  • TheophilusTheophilus Member Posts: 784 ✭✭✭✭
    Logged in to find this message:

    "Circumstances have led me to find myself amongst the Ithaquan Pines. It has been long, Theophilus, and to  tell the story of how and why I ended up here would merit a drink. But I remember you. It is my will to unite these people, this council. I drive them forward even now. But you still rest. I remember you when we served  the Empire together. And I remember how you developed into an excellent warrior in the time that followed. Now, I have need of you, and so does our God, Riatan. When next you wake, I would speak with you. There is a  mantle of responsibility I think you are the only one capable of bearing. Seek me out."

    Makes me want to come back..
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
    Asmund
  • ArakisArakis Member Posts: 160 ✭✭✭
    artifact fragment reform fragment221509 confirm
    You take a fragment of an octopus idol and swiftly reform it into a fragment of an elephant idol.
    artifact fragment reform fragment222044 confirm
    You take a fragment of an elephant idol and swiftly reform it into a fragment of an octopus idol.

    AsmundMereisOhm
  • MeredythMeredyth Member Posts: 15
    edited October 12
    H:325 M:288 <e- db> 
    On swift, silent paws, a fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fiendish fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fiendish fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fiendish fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fiendish fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fiendish fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fiendish fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fiendish fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fiendish fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fiendish fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fiendish fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fiendish fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    On swift, silent paws, a fiendish fell beast stalks into the cavern.
    H:325 M:288 <e- db> sb

    Just about peed my pants.
    MereisHyperionus
  • WyllWyll Member Posts: 343 ✭✭✭
    You say to Iabella, "What is your favorite number?"

    Eliondra, the roulette attendant says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good spin. The ball
    begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.

    The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.

    Desert Rose, Iabella Athisia, Seeker of the Truth says, "13."

    The ball finally settles down on 17 (black).
    Eliondra, the roulette attendant exclaims to you, "We have a winner! You've won 1750000 gold!"
    Eliondra, the roulette attendant returns the stakes for your winning bets, and hands you your
    winnings.
    Eliondra, the roulette attendant exclaims to Nilo, "We have a winner! You've won 10000 gold!"

    Eliondra, the roulette attendant winks at Iabella as she places a bet of 500 sovereigns on 13.

    Nilo rolls on the floor, laughing.

    You bet 50000 sovereigns on 13, eliciting a wry grin and a wink from Eliondra, the roulette
    attendant.

    Eliondra, the roulette attendant says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good spin. The ball
    begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.

    The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.

    You say, "If this hits, Ia, I'll give you the winnings."

    Iabella shrugs helplessly.

    The ball finally settles down on 13 (black).
    Eliondra, the roulette attendant exclaims to you, "We have a winner! You've won 1750000 gold!"
    Eliondra, the roulette attendant returns the stakes for your winning bets, and hands you your
    winnings.
    2 sharply curved claws exclaims to Iabella, "We have a winner! You've won 17500 gold!"

    Iabella peers about herself unscrupulously.

    You are unable to control yourself and begin laughing out loud.

    Nilo rolls on the floor, laughing.

    You say, "It hit."

    Iabella's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my...wait, what?"

    You give 1750000 gold sovereigns to Iabella.

    You wink at Iabella.

    You say, "Oh crap."
    You say, "My bottle is empty."
    Jeremy raises an eyebrow questioningly.
    Jeremy slaps you on the cheek.
    MereisMeredythHyperionus
  • LartusLartus Member Posts: 400 ✭✭✭
    You thrust your arm out, striking at a disheveled jester.
    You connect!
    You have scored a hit on the vitals of your enemy!
    Damage dealt: 9 Remaining: 0.00%
    Adrenaline flows in your veins and your wounds hurt less.
    The final blow is too much, you have slain a disheveled jester.
    You have reached the illustrious bashing level of 81 and your soul cries out in
    ecstasy at your new rank of 5th Circle of Celestial Power.
    You just earned 4 daily credits. You can earn 9 more.
    You feel a sense of relief as the jester is killed and find a wooden crate in
    your inventory.
    You take a small, orange seed from the corpse as you pick it up.

    You open the crate and find a fragment of an wyvern idol, two fragments of an
    angel idol, and two fragments of an whale idol inside.

  • GjarrusGjarrus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 637 ✭✭✭✭
    Wake up erry morning like

    (Ring): Lartus says, "Ok troll it is."
    SwaleMyrcellaMeredythRyse
  • DeklanDeklan Member Posts: 76 ✭✭
    edited November 8
    Customer: Hey can i put some of these (free) hot peppers on my pizza and load it with (also free) cheese sauce?
    Me: https://youtu.be/whNW0NxfA2A
    Ioteth
  • GjarrusGjarrus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 637 ✭✭✭✭
  • DeklanDeklan Member Posts: 76 ✭✭
    Candidate for 'Most colorful oath-swearing ever'?
    Gjarrus
  • RimeRime Member Posts: 5
    Achievement: Scaredy Cat                                         Points: 3
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Kill Harum-Scarum 1 Time.

    In the basement of the Sanitarium resides an extremely deadly creature known only as Harum-Scarum.
    Slay it to complete this achievement.


    Completion Reward : 50 Lessons
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Me: Only 50 lessons? Probably not hard. I'll go give it a shot.

    Harum-Scarum reaches out and clenches a fist before you. You scream and double over in agony as your
    skin bubbles with gangrenous growths.
    Damage Taken: 186 magickal (raw damage: 186)

    Seven rays of different coloured light spring out from Harum-Scarum's outstretched hands,
    irradiating the location with blinding strobes.
    You are hit by orange, yellow and indigo rays.
    Damage Taken: 202 electricity (raw damage: 202)

    Max HP: 352 

    Me: Um time to leave screw this.

    Harum: lol no you're not leaving

    Harum-Scarum throws a tarot card at the ground and it quickly grows into a portal through which Rime
    quickly appears.
    A large, rectangular gateway opens up near you, and you feel yourself irresistibly drawn inside.

    Me: Pls

    You have been slain by Harum-Scarum.
    HyperionusMeredyth
  • MereisMereis Member Posts: 226 ✭✭✭
    Yeah, mob summoner > player summoners. Harum-Scarum is a hero and an aspiration!
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    Ohm
  • LartusLartus Member Posts: 400 ✭✭✭
    Morrow says, "Don't let the snow hit you on the way out."

    You give the corpse of a small vampire bat to Morrow.

    You say, "Don't swing it."

    Morrow strokes the corpse of a small vampire bat tenderly.

    Unable to restrain herself, Cordilia begins laughing out loud.

    RimeCordilia
  • GjarrusGjarrus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 637 ✭✭✭✭
    Monk in-room at a team fight?

    11:27:47 Jalaras says a prayer as incenses burn around the tombstone of 
    Pellerin.
    11:27:47 Jalaras says a prayer as incenses burn around the tombstone of 
    Galt.
    11:27:47 Jalaras says a prayer as incenses burn around the tombstone of 
    Elrith.
    11:27:47 Jalaras says a prayer as incenses burn around the tombstone of 
    Elrith.
    11:27:48 Jalaras says a prayer as incenses burn around the tombstone of 
    Owyn.
    11:27:48 Jalaras says a prayer as incenses burn around the tombstone of 
    Jules.
    11:27:51 Jalaras says a prayer as incenses burn around the tombstone of 
    Jules.




    Asmund
  • KalynthariKalynthari Member Posts: 237 ✭✭✭
    Classic d-bomb. @Septus would be proud.
    Asmund
  • SwaleSwale Member Posts: 302 ✭✭✭
    Most of us on that team have that locked down pretty hard, but as everyone knows, the game has a lot of very intense lag right now.  I will have to look at logs and we'll all see what, if anything, we could do differently.  

    That said, in particular, shaman marks trigger it regardless, which is a listed bug.  If some monks didn't know, they do now.
  • KalynthariKalynthari Member Posts: 237 ✭✭✭
    edited November 19
    That's not a bug. If it's a direct attack, it procs deliverance. Yet another reason why I don't use the curse bypass on runestone, and just use tiger to bypass curseward instead. Change targets on deliverance so I don't accidentally ignite my mark. Ezclap.
    Eta: Also why I don't ever switch target to monk if there's lag. Rather just leave room. Especially since instas proc it here for some reason.
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