Owned

Ahkan

Haha, @iniar you are terrible at this game

Iluv

Kryss Miyumae yells, shielded,  from the safe room in Dis, "Is that all you can do?"

Azefel

Literally dying as evident from our duel

Iniar

I'm terrible at this game:

18:18:23.390 Panic overcomes you as Cordilia draws back her bowstring and releases an arrow, a thin trail of smoke left by the burning
18:18:23.390 fuse as it flys toward you.
18:18:23.390 [EDEN]: Cordilia incendiary you.
18:18:23.390 [EDEN]: Cordilia incendiary you.
18:18:23.399 Damage Taken: 32 cutting (raw damage: 115)
18:18:23.400 A lash of black energy whips out from your armour, striking Cordilia.
18:18:23.403 491[85] 561[97] e- db 11 78 7.53 0 [0] T: Cordilia [+:1] hemotoxin mercury
18:18:23.683 Dsl Cordilia hemotoxin mercury|engage Cordilia| added to your EQBAL queue. x 10000
18:18:23.686 575[100] 552[96] e- db 5 78 7.53 0 [0] T: Cordilia [+:0] ciguatoxin hemotoxin
18:18:26.350 [EDEN]: INCENDIARY on me! <------- Yo Iniar, somethings happening here...
18:18:26.350 [EDEN]: INCENDIARY on me! <------- Dude... It's happening...
18:18:26.449 Dsl Cordilia ciguatoxin mercury|engage Cordilia| added to your EQBAL queue.
18:18:28.508 [EDEN]: Balance gained.
18:18:28.508 [EDEN]: Balance gained.
18:18:28.804 You applied hemotoxin.
18:18:28.807 You slash Cordilia.
18:18:28.809 The attack rebounds back onto you!
18:18:28.812 Hp: 24 (59)
18:18:28.818 aff+ hemotoxin
18:18:28.820 You applied butisol.
18:18:28.822 You slash Cordilia.
18:18:28.823 The attack rebounds back onto you!
18:18:28.826 Hp: 24 (59)
18:18:28.832 aff+ butisol
18:18:28.833 Balance Taken: 2.11s
18:18:30.346 525[91] 520[90] e- db 3 78 7.53 0 [0] T: Cordilia [+:1] hemotoxin mercury
18:18:30.346 [EDEN]: INCENDIARY on me! <-- FFS Iniar
18:18:30.346 [EDEN]: INCENDIARY on me! <-- Listen to me once in a while
18:18:30.352 525[91] 520[90] e- db 3 78 7.53 0 [0] T: Cordilia [+:1] hemotoxin mercury
18:18:30.642 Rsl Cordilia hemotoxin|engage Cordilia| added to your EQBAL queue. x 1000
18:18:32.808 You applied mercury.
18:18:32.810 You slash Cordilia.
18:18:32.812 You applied butisol.
18:18:32.815 You slash Cordilia.
18:18:32.817 Cordilia butisol. <--- Hrm, why haven't I cured that arrow yet...
18:18:32.819 Balance Taken: 2.11s
18:18:32.823 471[81] 570[99] e- db 5 78 7.53 0 [0] T: Cordilia [+:0] ciguatoxin hemotoxin
18:18:32.830 Cordilia's mass down.
18:18:32.832 471[81] 570[99] e- db 5 78 7.53 0 [0] T: Cordilia [+:2] ciguatoxin hemotoxin
18:18:33.023 Cordilia rubs some salve on her skin.
18:18:33.026 471[81] 570[99] e- db 5 78 7.53 0 [0] T: Cordilia [+:2] ciguatoxin hemotoxin
18:18:33.026 [EDEN]: Curing random aff.
18:18:33.031 Autocuring: smoke pipe with linseed
18:18:33.035 You smoked linseed.
18:18:33.037 471[81] 570[99] e- db 5 78 7.53 0 [0] T: Cordilia [+:1] ciguatoxin hemotoxin
18:18:33.039 BALANCE queue cleared. <-- OH F*CK THAT'S WHY I'M NOT CURING THE ARROW
18:18:33.041 EQUILIBRIUM queue cleared. <-- OH F*CK OH F*CK OH F*CK
18:18:33.043 EQBAL queue cleared. <-- GOD HELP ME
18:18:33.045 471[81] 570[99] e- db 5 78 7.53 0 [0] T: Cordilia [+:1] ciguatoxin hemotoxin
18:18:33.510 You drop back and ease the engagement.
18:18:33.514 def- engage.
18:18:33.515 The decaying hands retreat back into the comfort of the earth.
18:18:33.519 def- blocking.
18:18:33.520 You are no longer mounted on a Graytrem draft stallion.
18:18:33.520 queue eqbal mount horse
18:18:33.524 def- insomnia.
18:18:33.525 The arrow's fuse disappears within the black packet tied to the shaft, and all is quiet for a moment. You don't even have
18:18:33.525 time to witness your life flashing before your eyes as the packet explodes violently, white fire the last thing you see as
18:18:33.525 your body is blown to nothing more than charred bone and vaporized flesh.
18:18:33.532 You have been slain by Cordilia.
18:18:33.532 ac on

New standard of noobness set -> dying to 0 limb incendiary.

Azefel

flies*

Iniar

Team FFA: Caelya, Clark v. Iniar, Valvarious

Next to a crumbling wall. (road).

Monitoring you closely, a mahogany-haired hound sits here dutifully. Strong of stature, a strapping buckskin mare stands here. Shadows flowing around its form, a large winged fell beast stands here. Fangs dripping with what could only be fresh blood, a shadowy figure of a hound stands here. A mighty earth golem stands guard here. Lord Valvarious Dra'Nyk is here. He wields a sharpened quarterstaff in his hands. Lord Clark Lokrien Nessaja is here, covered in a thin sheen of ice. He wields a truesilver claymore in his hands. Caelya Talmarian is here, a scintillating aura of light surrounding her. She wields a curved sabre in her left hand and a banded shield in her right. Iniar Nullheart, Inquisitor is here.

You see exits leading northeast, south, and southwest.

You point a wand shaped like Palpatar's claw at Caelya.

Unleashed Danaeus at Caelya.

The visage snaps its fingers and Caelya is suddenly flung high into the air, surrounded by an icy storm blocking her descent.

[EDEN]: d a n ae u s e d  to  Olympus ~~~~ Caelya

[EDEN]: [F O R E B O D I N G] Caelya

Clark slashed you.

Hp: 82 (126)

As a truesilver claymore strikes you, you feel your health start to slip away as it hungrily feeds from you.

Damage Taken: 28 unblockable (raw damage: 28)

Clark viciously slashes you with a truesilver claymore!

Hp: 82 (126)

aff+ sensitivity

A glowing spear comes flying in towards you. It buries itself in your gut, impaling you.

aff+ impaled by soulspear

def- insomnia.

You have been slain by Caelya.

You are OUT of the Team Free-For-All!

Way to go, Iniar. Setting up the Spear Queen. @Caelya.

Iniar

637[100] 418[100] eb db 1 100 27.17 0 [8] T: Mathiaus [+:2] ciguatoxin xeroderma Q_Type: With Afflictor

[EDEN]: Eden is paused

Screaming out a warcry of pure strength, you bring your sabre crashing straight down on Mathiaus's head. With a power that 

seems to come from on high, you cleave asunder his entire body, from head to groin, splitting him in two and killing him 

instantly.

[ACHIEVEMENT]: You have completed the 'On The Ropes' Achievement! You have earned Double Experience for 12 Hours - see 

ACHIEVEMENT BONUS LIST.

Your faith increases as Mathiaus falls by your hand.

Ate mandrake root.

aff- recklessness

20[3] 301[72] eb db 1 100 27.38 0 

Cassius tells you, "INIAR --> hp: 1% mp: 72.1%."

You tell Cassius, "WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER."

I think @Bathan would approve.

Counter owned:

commit 100 mana

Cassius sipped.

637[100] 418[100] e- db 0 100 27.62 0 [3] T: Cassius [+:3] botulinum metrazol Q_Type: With Afflictor

(Guards): You say, "Cassius aff numbness."

(Guards): You say, "Cassius aff sunallergy."

637[100] 418[100] e- db 0 100 27.62 0 [3] T: Cassius [+:3] botulinum metrazol Q_Type: With Afflictor

Cassius maidenhair.

637[100] 418[100] e- db 0 100 27.62 0 [3] T: Cassius [+:3] botulinum metrazol Q_Type: With Afflictor

Cassius holds a sharpened quarterstaff firmly in his hands, directs a hard stare at you, and concentrates upon the power of 

the Nature. A sense of dread overcomes you as harsh whispering fills the air, silent at first, but growing louder and more 

ominous with every passing second.

Goddamit.

Azefel

@iniar

Ander

At Rafe, Alertness pops Ario, Caelya, Khizan. 

2014/05/17 02:33:33 - Ario has been slain by Ander.

2014/05/17 02:33:47 - Ander has been slain by Caelya. (starburst)

2014/05/17 02:34:49 - Caelya has been slain by Ander.

2014/05/17 02:35:36 - Khizan has been slain by Ander.

I feel like this is where Khizan goes, "Why'd you all get me involved in this bullsht?"

2014/05/17 02:35:52 - Ario has been slain by Ander.

2014/05/17 02:37:34 - Caelya has been slain by Ander.

2014/05/17 02:38:07 - Ario has been slain by Ander.

Khizan

No, that's where they got caught alone coming out of Dis.

Also, that's when Khizan realized that he had thousands of credits worth of  artifacts sitting in his inventory and he wasn't wearing ANY of them.

I owned myself, there.

Caelya

Whoop whoop whoop.

Ander

Actually Ario got caught rushing back to try to help you, right after you died he popped on alertness, then I figured I should probably keep as much the group in Dis for as long as possible, Caelya dies, you end up behind prismatic and when I cleave you throw me into the skies. Decided to go reink starburst and look at the log. Also 3v1 and you were the last person targeted, still sad.

Ahkan

Haha, genetics.

Owned.

Iniar

Lol.

354[65] 455[94] eb db 45 0 37.31 0 [15.0|0|0] || Birch: 26 Elder: 0 Blackthorn: 12 Hawthorn:
8 numb
You will now aim your attacks wherever you see openings.
Mana Lost: 13
Iniar -splinter, empower birch.
Honeysuckle splinter failed.
Beech splinter failed.
Hazel splinter failed.
Willow splinter failed.
Mana Lost: 13
Iniar -splinter, empower hawthorn.
Mana Lost: 13
Iniar -splinter, empower elder.
Mana Lost: 13
Iniar -splinter, empower blackthorn.
Mana Lost: 27
Iniar -splinter, germinate birch.
The expanding seed releases a poisonous substance, causing you to feel nauseous.
-22 [4.1], 52
You are afflicted with nausea.
Honeysuckle splinter failed.
Beech splinter failed.
Hazel splinter failed.
Willow splinter failed.
Mana Lost: 27
Iniar -splinter, germinate hawthorn.
The expanding seed cuts through your veins, causing massive bleeding.
Mana Lost: 27
Iniar -splinter, germinate elder.
The expanding seed releases a dark substance, poisoning your open wounds.
-170 [31.3], 390
Mana Lost: 27
Iniar -splinter, germinate blackthorn.
The expanding seed releases sharp thorns, cutting you painfully.
-46 [8.5], 105
You order a bleeding treant named Sammie to attack yourself.
A bleeding treant named Sammie obeys your command.
You secure your previously wielded items and instantly draw a truesilver shield into your left hand,
with a wicked looking flail flowing into your right hand.
You rub some strychnine on a wicked looking flail.
You swing a wicked looking flail powerfully at yourself, ravaging your flesh.
-59 [10.9], 126
Your hearing is suddenly restored.
You wince as the curved thorns on a wicked looking flail tear lacerations into your skin.
Balance Taken: 3.23s
Mana Lost: 9
At your command, a bleeding treant named Sammie shreds your skin with its branches, thorns cutting
painfully into your flesh.
-30 [5.5], 68
You are afflicted with addiction.
Equilibrium Taken: 2.75s
25[4] 283[58] -- b 59 0 37.31 0 [15.0|0|0] || numb

Garryn, I think something BROKE.

Iniar

337[62] 453[94] eb db 33 0 37.31 0  [23.0|0|0]  || Birch: 26  Elder: 18  Blackthorn: 26  Hawthorn:  

A bleeding treant named Sammie swings its branches towards you, piercing your body with its deformed 

thorns.

Damage Taken: 25 cutting (raw damage: 66)

You will now aim your attacks wherever you see openings.

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

You have lost the anti-weapon field defence.

Mana Lost: 13

At your command, a bleeding treant named Sammie cuts yourself lightly, releasing a small shockwave 

that causes the birch seed in your body to start stirring.

No splintered honeysuckle seed is burrowed within Iniar's body.

No splintered beech seed is burrowed within Iniar's body.

No splintered hazel seed is burrowed within Iniar's body.

No splintered willow seed is burrowed within Iniar's body.

Mana Lost: 13

At your command, a bleeding treant named Sammie cuts yourself lightly, releasing a small shockwave 

that causes the hawthorn seed in your body to start stirring.

Mana Lost: 13

At your command, a bleeding treant named Sammie cuts yourself lightly, releasing a small shockwave 

that causes the elder seed in your body to start stirring.

Mana Lost: 13

At your command, a bleeding treant named Sammie cuts yourself lightly, releasing a small shockwave 

that causes the blackthorn seed in your body to start stirring.

Mana Lost: 27

Following your command, a bleeding treant named Sammie releases a strangely smelling substance that 

seems into your pores. The birch seed inside you suddenly erupts into life before withering away.

The expanding seed releases a poisonous substance, causing you to feel nauseous.

Damage Taken: 22 poison (raw damage: 52)

You are afflicted with nausea.

No splintered honeysuckle seed is burrowed within Iniar's body.

No splintered beech seed is burrowed within Iniar's body.

No splintered hazel seed is burrowed within Iniar's body.

No splintered willow seed is burrowed within Iniar's body.

Mana Lost: 27

Following your command, a bleeding treant named Sammie releases a strangely smelling substance that 

seems into your pores. The hawthorn seed inside you suddenly erupts into life before withering away.

The expanding seed cuts through your veins, causing massive bleeding.

Mana Lost: 27

Following your command, a bleeding treant named Sammie releases a strangely smelling substance that 

seems into your pores. The elder seed inside you suddenly erupts into life before withering away.

The expanding seed releases a dark substance, poisoning your open wounds.

Damage Taken: 152 poison (raw damage: 349)

Mana Lost: 27

Following your command, a bleeding treant named Sammie releases a strangely smelling substance that 

seems into your pores. The blackthorn seed inside you suddenly erupts into life before withering 

away.

The expanding seed releases sharp thorns, cutting you painfully.

Damage Taken: 48 poison (raw damage: 110)

You order a bleeding treant named Sammie to attack yourself.

A bleeding treant named Sammie obeys your command.

You secure your previously wielded items and instantly draw a truesilver shield into your left hand, 

with a wicked looking flail flowing into your right hand.

You rub some strychnine on a wicked looking flail.

You swing a wicked looking flail powerfully at yourself, ravaging your flesh.

Damage Taken: 59 blunt, physical (raw damage: 126)

Your hearing is suddenly restored.

You wince as the curved thorns on a wicked looking flail tear lacerations into your skin.

Balance Taken: 3.23s

Mana Lost: 9

At your command, a bleeding treant named Sammie shreds your skin with its branches, thorns cutting 

painfully into your flesh.

You have lost the regrowth defence.

You have lost the recuperation defence.

You have lost the insomnia defence.

You have been slain by a bleeding treant named Sammie.

Your personal Rift will hold no more blue ink.

Your personal Rift will hold no more purple ink.

Your personal Rift will hold no more blueshard.

Damage Taken: 30 cutting, physical (raw damage: 68)

You are afflicted with addiction.

Equilibrium Taken: 2.75s

hohoho

Iniar

===============================================================================

                       Defenders: Weapons Chamber Guards

                       ---------------------------------

   Weapons chamber archer    Weapons chamber mage   Weapons chamber necromanc

          (127/127)                (127/127)                (127/127)

   Weapons chamber warrior  Weapons chamber captain  Weapons chamber soldier

          (136/136)                (136/136)                (136/136)

                             Attackers: Initiative

                             ---------------------

     Boylard Kingwrecker     Cyrrailynd Firemincer   Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword

          (115/115)                (110/111)                (112/113)

     Jeyress Venomrazor       Mithmarenn Icerazor       Giltwen Bearender

          (110/111)                (112/112)                (110/111)

===============================================================================

   1: Cyrrailynd Firemincer   hit Weapons chamber captain(136) -8.1% / 91.9%

   2: Mithmarenn Icerazor     hit Weapons chamber captain(136) -8.1% / 83.8%

   3: Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -5.9% / 94.1%

   4: Giltwen Bearender       hit Weapons chamber archer(127) -7.9% / 92.1%

   5: Jeyress Venomrazor      hit Weapons chamber captain(136) -7.4% / 76.5%

   6: Boylard Kingwrecker     hit Weapons chamber warrior(136) -9.6% / 90.4%

   7: Weapons chamber archer  hit Jeyress Venomrazor  (111) -9.0% / 90.1%

                                  Mithmarenn Icerazor (112) -8.9% / 91.1%

                                  Giltwen Bearender   (111) -9.0% / 90.1%

   8: Weapons chamber necroma hit Cyrrailynd Firemincer(111) -9.0% / 90.1%

   9: Weapons chamber warrior hit Jeyress Venomrazor  (111) -9.9% / 80.2%

  10: Weapons chamber mage    hit Giltwen Bearender   (111) -9.0% / 81.1%

  11: Mithmarenn Icerazor     hit Weapons chamber captain(136) -8.1% / 68.4%

  12: Cyrrailynd Firemincer   hit Weapons chamber captain(136) -8.1% / 60.3%

  13: Giltwen Bearender       hit Weapons chamber mage(127) -8.7% / 91.3%

  14: Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -5.9% / 88.2%

  15: Jeyress Venomrazor      hit Weapons chamber warrior(136) -8.1% / 82.4%

  16: Boylard Kingwrecker     hit Weapons chamber warrior(136) -9.6% / 72.8%

  17: Weapons chamber archer  hit Jeyress Venomrazor  (111) -9.0% / 71.2%

                                  Mithmarenn Icerazor (112) -8.9% / 82.1%

                                  Giltwen Bearender   (111) -9.0% / 72.1%

  18: Weapons chamber warrior hit Giltwen Bearender   (111) -9.9% / 62.2%

  19: Weapons chamber mage    hit Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword(113) -8.0% / 91.2%

  20: Weapons chamber necroma hit Cyrrailynd Firemincer(111) -9.0% / 81.1%

  21: Cyrrailynd Firemincer   hit Weapons chamber captain(136) -8.1% / 52.2%

  22: Mithmarenn Icerazor     hit Weapons chamber captain(136) -8.1% / 44.1%

  23: Giltwen Bearender       hit Weapons chamber captain(136) -6.6% / 37.5%

  24: Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -5.9% / 82.4%

  25: Boylard Kingwrecker     hit Weapons chamber warrior(136) -9.6% / 63.2%

  26: Jeyress Venomrazor      hit Weapons chamber necromancer(127) -9.4% / 90.6%

  27: Weapons chamber mage    hit Boylard Kingwrecker (115) -7.8% / 92.2%

  28: Weapons chamber warrior hit Mithmarenn Icerazor (112) -9.8% / 72.3%

  29: Weapons chamber archer  hit Jeyress Venomrazor  (111) -9.0% / 62.2%

                                  Mithmarenn Icerazor (112) -8.9% / 63.4%

                                  Giltwen Bearender   (111) -9.0% / 53.2%

  30: Weapons chamber necroma hit Mithmarenn Icerazor (112) -8.9% / 54.5%

  31: Cyrrailynd Firemincer   hit Weapons chamber captain(136) -8.1% / 29.4%

  32: Mithmarenn Icerazor     hit Weapons chamber captain(136) -8.1% / 21.3%

  33: Giltwen Bearender       hit Weapons chamber necromancer(127) -8.7% / 81.9%

  34: Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -5.9% / 76.5%

  35: Boylard Kingwrecker     hit Weapons chamber warrior(136) -9.6% / 53.7%

  36: Jeyress Venomrazor      hit Weapons chamber captain(136) -7.4% / 14.0%

  37: Weapons chamber warrior hit Jeyress Venomrazor  (111) -9.9% / 52.3%

  38: Weapons chamber mage    hit Cyrrailynd Firemincer(111) -9.0% / 72.1%

  39: Weapons chamber archer  hit Jeyress Venomrazor  (111) -9.0% / 43.2%

                                  Mithmarenn Icerazor (112) -8.9% / 45.5%

                                  Giltwen Bearender   (111) -9.0% / 44.1%

  40: Weapons chamber necroma hit Boylard Kingwrecker (115) -7.8% / 84.3%

  41: Cyrrailynd Firemincer   hit Weapons chamber captain(136) -8.1% / 5.9%

  42: Mithmarenn Icerazor     hit Weapons chamber captain(136) -8.1% / 0.0%

                                  Weapons chamber captain

  44: Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -5.9% / 70.6%

  45: Giltwen Bearender       hit Weapons chamber necromancer(127) -8.7% / 73.2%

  46: Jeyress Venomrazor      hit Weapons chamber archer(127) -8.7% / 83.5%

  47: Boylard Kingwrecker     hit Weapons chamber warrior(136) -9.6% / 44.1%

  48: Weapons chamber warrior hit Mithmarenn Icerazor (112) -9.8% / 35.7%

  49: Weapons chamber necroma hit Boylard Kingwrecker (115) -7.8% / 76.5%

  50: Weapons chamber archer  hit Jeyress Venomrazor  (111) -9.0% / 34.2%

                                  Mithmarenn Icerazor (112) -8.9% / 26.8%

                                  Giltwen Bearender   (111) -9.0% / 35.1%

  53: Giltwen Bearender       hit Weapons chamber necromancer(127) -8.7% / 64.6%

  54: Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -5.9% / 64.7%

  55: Jeyress Venomrazor      hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -7.4% / 57.4%

  56: Boylard Kingwrecker     hit Weapons chamber warrior(136) -9.6% / 34.6%

  57: Weapons chamber warrior hit Jeyress Venomrazor  (111) -9.9% / 24.3%

  58: Weapons chamber archer  hit Jeyress Venomrazor  (111) -9.0% / 15.3%

                                  Mithmarenn Icerazor (112) -8.9% / 17.9%

                                  Giltwen Bearender   (111) -9.0% / 26.1%

  59: Weapons chamber necroma hit Mithmarenn Icerazor (112) -8.9% / 8.9%

  60: Weapons chamber mage    hit Giltwen Bearender   (111) -9.0% / 17.1%

  63: Jeyress Venomrazor      hit Weapons chamber mage(127) -9.4% / 81.9%

  64: Giltwen Bearender       hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -6.6% / 50.7%

  65: Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -5.9% / 44.9%

  66: Boylard Kingwrecker     hit Weapons chamber warrior(136) -9.6% / 25.0%

  67: Weapons chamber warrior hit Mithmarenn Icerazor (112) -9.8% / 0.0%

                                  Mithmarenn Icerazor

  68: Weapons chamber warrior hit Boylard Kingwrecker (115) -9.6% / 67.0%

  69: Weapons chamber archer  hit Jeyress Venomrazor  (111) -9.0% / 6.3%

                                  Giltwen Bearender   (111) -9.0% / 8.1%

  70: Weapons chamber necroma hit Giltwen Bearender   (111) -9.0% / 0.0%

                                  Giltwen Bearender

  72: Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -5.9% / 39.0%

  73: Boylard Kingwrecker     hit Weapons chamber warrior(136) -9.6% / 15.4%

  74: Jeyress Venomrazor      hit Weapons chamber warrior(136) -8.1% / 7.4%

  75: Weapons chamber archer  hit Jeyress Venomrazor  (111) -9.0% / 0.0%

                                  Jeyress Venomrazor

  76: Weapons chamber archer  hit Boylard Kingwrecker (115) -9.6% / 57.4%

  77: Weapons chamber necroma hit Cyrrailynd Firemincer(111) -9.0% / 63.1%

  78: Weapons chamber warrior hit Boylard Kingwrecker (115) -9.6% / 47.8%

  79: Weapons chamber mage    hit Cyrrailynd Firemincer(111) -9.0% / 54.1%

  80: Weapons chamber soldier hit Boylard Kingwrecker (115) -7.0% / 40.9%

                                  Cyrrailynd Firemincer(111) -8.1% / 45.9%

                                  Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword(113) -7.1% / 84.1%

  82: Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -5.9% / 33.1%

  83: Boylard Kingwrecker     hit Weapons chamber warrior(136) -9.6% / 0.0%

                                  Weapons chamber warrior

  85: Weapons chamber archer  hit Boylard Kingwrecker (115) -9.6% / 31.3%

  86: Weapons chamber mage    hit Cyrrailynd Firemincer(111) -9.0% / 36.9%

  87: Weapons chamber necroma hit Boylard Kingwrecker (115) -7.8% / 23.5%

  88: Weapons chamber soldier hit Boylard Kingwrecker (115) -7.0% / 16.5%

                                  Cyrrailynd Firemincer(111) -8.1% / 28.8%

                                  Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword(113) -7.1% / 77.0%

  90: Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -5.9% / 27.2%

  92: Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -5.9% / 21.3%

  94: Weapons chamber mage    hit Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword(113) -8.0% / 69.0%

  95: Weapons chamber archer  hit Boylard Kingwrecker (115) -9.6% / 7.0%

  96: Weapons chamber necroma hit Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword(113) -8.0% / 61.1%

  97: Weapons chamber soldier hit Boylard Kingwrecker (115) -7.0% / 0.0%

                                  Cyrrailynd Firemincer(111) -8.1% / 20.7%

                                  Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword(113) -7.1% / 54.0%

                                  Boylard Kingwrecker

  98: Weapons chamber soldier hit Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword(113) -9.7% / 44.2%

 100: Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -5.9% / 15.4%

 102: Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -5.9% / 9.6%

 104: Weapons chamber mage    hit Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword(113) -8.0% / 36.3%

 105: Weapons chamber necroma hit Cyrrailynd Firemincer(111) -9.0% / 11.7%

 106: Weapons chamber soldier hit Cyrrailynd Firemincer(111) -8.1% / 3.6%

                                  Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword(113) -7.1% / 29.2%

 108: Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -5.9% / 3.7%

 112: Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword hit Weapons chamber soldier(136) -5.9% / 0.0%

                                  Weapons chamber soldier

 115: Weapons chamber mage    hit Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword(113) -8.0% / 21.2%

 116: Weapons chamber necroma hit Cyrrailynd Firemincer(111) -9.0% / 0.0%

                                  Cyrrailynd Firemincer

 123: Weapons chamber mage    hit Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword(113) -8.0% / 13.3%

 124: Weapons chamber necroma hit Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword(113) -8.0% / 5.3%

 132: Weapons chamber necroma hit Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword(113) -8.0% / 0.0%

                                  Pyryalllyrr Zombiesword

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Name                | Hits |  Out |  Hit |  In | 

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Giltwen Bearender   :     7    72    11    111 

Cyrrailynd Firemince:     5    55    12    116 

Jeyress Venomrazor  :     8    87    11    113 

Mithmarenn Icerazor :     5    55    11    113 

Boylard Kingwrecker :     9   117    12    115 

Pyryalllyrr Zombiesw:    15   120    13    115 

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:[

Septus

A couple snapshots of the last two days:

Your mount tracks to Alvetta.
Kliko, Shou, and Ulynt follow you to the ether.
Before the Kinsarmar Gate. (road).
There are 3 monolith sigils here. A meticulous marble statue of a towering puffin poses here, perched atop an ornate onyx pedestal, the large jade bowl at the base filled with offerings. Its head poised in a prideful stance, a sleek black stallion stands here snorting arrogantly. A Kenuba hippopotamus stands here, massive jaws agape. An animated blackthorn root is curled here, swaying slightly. An animated birch root is curled here, swaying slightly. An animated elder root is curled here, swaying slightly. A mighty earth golem stands guard here. Mystic Puppy Nyanko Kith'Vahni is here, resplendent in the colours of Kinsarmar. He wields an elegant mahogany quarterstaff in his hands. Duchess Alvetta Eldris, The Vengeant Eye is here, electricity coursing across her flesh. She is holding a lunar shield in her left hand. Trenches have been dug at this location, surrounded by dangerously gleaming barbed wires.
Your enhanced senses inform you that Kliko has entered Before the Kinsarmar Gate nearby.
Your enhanced senses inform you that Shou has entered Before the Kinsarmar Gate nearby.
Your enhanced senses inform you that Ulynt has entered Before the Kinsarmar Gate nearby.
512/512h 352/575m 0e 0w bals:eb status: arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
Quit trying to confuse me.
512/512h 352/575m 0e 0w bals:eb status: arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
A cannon ball races in from the northwest, rips through your body, and crashes into the ground.
Damage Taken: 176 unblockable (raw damage: 176)
A cannon ball races in from the northwest, rips through Kliko's body, and crashes into the ground.
A cannon ball races in from the northwest, rips through your body, and crashes into the ground.
Damage Taken: 176 unblockable (raw damage: 176)
A cannon ball races in from the northwest, rips through Kliko's body, and crashes into the ground.
159/512h 352/575m 0e 0w bals:eb status: arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
Order velociraptor follow me added to your EQUILIBRIUM queue.
You cannot order a mounted animal to follow anyone.
159/512h 352/575m 0e 0w bals:eb status: arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
Kliko takes a drink from a cedarwood vial.
159/512h 352/575m 0e 0w bals:eb status: arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
Kliko quickly eats a toadstool.
159/512h 352/575m 0e 0w bals:eb status: arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
Health Gain: 51
210/512h 338/575m 0e 0w bals:eb status: arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
A massive wooden bolt flies in from the northwest, impales you directly through the chest and slams into the ground, pinning you beneath it.
You are no longer mounted on a hulking velociraptor.
Damage Taken: 75 unblockable (raw damage: 75)
A cannon ball races in from the northwest, rips through your body, and crashes into the ground.
You have been slain by a Guardswoman of Kinsarmar.
Your personal Rift will hold no more blueshard.
Unbearable pain encompasses your as the raging fire under your skin explodes outward. When you recover you find yourself weakened and in an unfamilar location.
Northroad nearing the city gates. (road).
A disgruntled enchanted zombie is here, pounding his fist in the direction of an unseen point.
Damage Taken: 176 unblockable (raw damage: 176)
Kliko has been slain by a Guardswoman of Kinsarmar.
512/512h 575/575m 0e 0w bals:eb status: arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
fly
You begin to flap your wings powerfully, and rise quickly up into the firmament.
Flying above Northroad nearing the city gates. (road).
Balance Taken: 3.40s
512/512h 575/575m 0e 0w bals:e- status:f arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
Kliko has been slain by a Guardswoman of Kinsarmar.
512/512h 556/575m 0e 0w bals:e- status:f arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
You have recovered balance.
512/512h 556/575m 0e 0w bals:eb status:f arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
rt ffff
(Ring): You say, "Ffff."
512/512h 538/543m 0e 0w bals:eb status:f arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
land
You begin to descend, the wind whistling past you as the earth draws ever closer. You land easily, back on the ground again.
Northroad nearing the city gates. (road).
512/512h 538/543m 0e 0w bals:eb status: arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
(Ring): Kliko says, "Heh."
512/512h 538/543m 0e 0w bals:eb status: arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
sw
Nearing the northern city. (road).
A rune resembling a horse has been sketched into the ground here. A disgruntled enchanted zombie is here, pounding his fist in the direction of an unseen point.
512/512h 543/543m 0e 0w bals:eb status: arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
rt sorry guys
(Ring): You say, "Sorry guys ."
512/512h 525/543m 0e 0w bals:eb status: arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
(Ring): Komatata says, "What's up."
512/512h 525/543m 0e 0w bals:eb status: arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
Shou has been killed by a Guardswoman of Kinsarmar.
512/512h 525/543m 0e 0w bals:eb status: arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
512/512h 506/543m 0e 0w bals:eb status: arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
(Bellatores): Selthis says, "Do I need to put on the benny Hill theme for you, septus?"

Selthis knows

217/512h 543/543m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Iluv.
Eldreth quickly summons a metallic wisp and with a commanding gesture, sends it flying towards you.
A metallic wisp flies directly at you, colliding painfully.
Damage Taken: 33 psychic (raw damage: 49)
Eldreth stabs you viciously with a gnarled staff of blackened snakewood.
Damage Taken: 112 cutting, physical (raw damage: 171)
Several tiny rocks materialise above you and fall down, battering your body.
Damage Taken: 28 blunt, mental (raw damage: 57)
Your hearing is suddenly restored.
Eldreth swings his quarterstaff and an animated apple root spins around and batters you, shredding your skin mercilessly.
You drop back and ease the engagement.
You have been slain by Eldreth.
You have nothing that can be stored in the Rift.
The corpse of Celestine falls out of your inventory.
Damage Taken: 47 cutting, physical (raw damage: 84)

#Recked

Septus

Found this one from the outpost battle. It had the makings of an awesome owning, then ... ruined

http://pastebin.com/i7Efn8Ys

Verexa

Minding my own business while bashing in Necropolis when suddenly:

Before a foreboding pyramid.
A crumpled, bloody parchment lies discarded on the ground. There are 3 leg bones here. A yellowed and wrinkled piece of parchment has been left here. There are 27 mesmerized rattletrap skeletons here. There are 23 enchanted soot-stained skeletons here. Shuffling throughout the room here while focusing on the distance, is a ghost of a bewitched traveler.

You slashed a mesmerized rattletrap skeleton, ravaging his flesh with a flail.
You show it.
216 [20.63%]
queue eqbal stand\\\\attack undead
You heal as you attack.
A ghost of a bewitched traveler, twenty-six mesmerized rattletrap skeletons, and twenty-three enchanted soot-stained skeletons spring to a mesmerized rattletrap skeleton's defence.
bal:3.61
H: 511/580 M: 257/310 e- [T:undead|B|C]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton takes one of his broken bones and stabs you with it.
H -18c [3.1%] [42]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton lets loose a mighty roar, sending shards of bones to shred your body.
H -17c [2.9%] [42]
An enchanted soot-stained skeleton runs his hand down his arm collecting soot before punching you clear in the eye.
H -25b [4.3%] [53]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton takes one of his broken bones and stabs you with it.
H -15c [2.6%] [37]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton takes one of his broken bones and stabs you with it.
H -16c [2.8%] [38]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton lets loose a mighty roar, sending shards of bones to shred your body.
H -15c [2.6%] [37]
An enchanted soot-stained skeleton grabs hold of your body, digging his bony claws into your back.
H -15c [2.6%] [35]
An enchanted soot-stained skeleton runs his hand down his arm collecting soot before punching you clear in the eye.
H -26b [4.5%] [54]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton lets loose a mighty roar, sending shards of bones to shred your body.
H -16c [2.8%] [39]
An enchanted soot-stained skeleton removes his femur and swings it at your head, forcing you to take a few steps back.
H -25b [4.3%] [53]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton takes one of his broken bones and stabs you with it.
H -16c [2.8%] [38]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton takes one of his broken bones and stabs you with it.
H -18c [3.1%] [43]
Autocuring: eat toadstool
You eat toadstool. [649]
H +58 [10.0%]
H: 342/580 M: 288/310 e- [T:undead|B|C]
An enchanted soot-stained skeleton runs his hand down his arm collecting soot before punching you clear in the eye.
H -19b [3.3%] [41]
An enchanted soot-stained skeleton runs his hand down his arm collecting soot before punching you clear in the eye.
H -26b [4.5%] [54]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton takes one of his broken bones and stabs you with it.
H -14c [2.4%] [35]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton lets loose a mighty roar, sending shards of bones to shred your body.
H -17c [2.9%] [40]
An enchanted soot-stained skeleton grabs hold of your body, digging his bony claws into your back.
H -15c [2.6%] [36]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton lets loose a mighty roar, sending shards of bones to shred your body.
H -16c [2.8%] [39]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton grabs your arm, pulling you down to the ground before kicking you.
H -27b [4.7%] [56]
An enchanted soot-stained skeleton runs his hand down his arm collecting soot before punching you clear in the eye.
H -20b [3.4%] [43]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton grabs your arm, pulling you down to the ground before kicking you.
H -21b [3.6%] [44]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton takes one of his broken bones and stabs you with it.
H -19c [3.3%] [46]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton takes one of his broken bones and stabs you with it.
H -19c [3.3%] [45]
An enchanted soot-stained skeleton removes his femur and swings it at your head, forcing you to take a few steps back.
H -24b [4.1%] [51]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton takes one of his broken bones and stabs you with it.
H -19c [3.3%] [46]
An enchanted soot-stained skeleton removes his femur and swings it at your head, forcing you to take a few steps back.
H -27b [4.7%] [56]
A mesmerized rattletrap skeleton lets loose a mighty roar, sending shards of bones to shred your body.
H -17c [2.9%] [41]
An enchanted soot-stained skeleton runs his hand down his arm collecting soot before punching you clear in the eye.
H -22b [3.8%] [46]
An enchanted soot-stained skeleton runs his hand down his arm collecting soot before punching you clear in the eye.
def- regrowth
def- recuperation
def- insomnia
You have been slain by an enchanted soot-stained skeleton.

Khizan

2014/08/07 04:25:42 - Jules has been slain by Merack.
2014/08/07 04:32:50 - Tikal has been slain by Septus.
2014/08/07 04:33:24 - Merack has been slain by Khizan.
2014/08/07 04:34:07 - Aakrin has been slain by Septus.
2014/08/07 04:34:26 - Cassius has been slain by Septus.
2014/08/07 04:34:39 - Kyar has been slain by Septus.
2014/08/07 04:34:59 - Alvetta has been slain by Khizan.

This fight started out as a 6v3, turned into a 6v2 when Jules died 15 seconds into the fight, and then the dust settled and Septus and I had no idea how we were the last ones standing.

Cassius

Templars and Claymores hurt. Magickers apparently don't know you can just walk back into a room you've been feared out of. . Also shou was there after Merack died.

Septus

I'll be honest, that was one of those fights where you just think "god, we are so screwed". (With the obligatory scumbag raksha owner append of "do I leave my team or stay to die bravely with them").

I'm still not sure what happened.

Cassius

Luckily for you, we B or C teamed it.

Eldreth

I do note that we were sporting more theorycrafting-fu than the unwashed sand heathens. Obviously Septus and Khizan didn't exercise the sort of deferential respect such mastery dictates.

Khizan

Septus said:

I'll be honest, that was one of those fights where you just think "god, we are so screwed". (With the obligatory scumbag raksha owner append of "do I leave my team or stay to die bravely with them").

I'm still not sure what happened.

You twisted out, I yelled for you to throw a pilg. You tracked back. I said "Shit. Track back out and let me escape toooo!" 

And then, somehow, we won it. I was quite surprised.

Cassius

Eldreth said:

I do note that we were sporting more theorycrafting-fu than the unwashed sand heathens. Obviously Septus and Khizan didn't exercise the sort of deferential respect such mastery dictates.

Some of our mages need to realize that attune-attune-attune-penetration/lavablast over and over isn't a terrible strategy in teams.  No need to sit around and only wait for a killing blow.

Selthis

Cassius said:

Eldreth said:

I do note that we were sporting more theorycrafting-fu than the unwashed sand heathens. Obviously Septus and Khizan didn't exercise the sort of deferential respect such mastery dictates.

Some of our mages need to realize that attune-attune-attune-penetration/lavablast over and over isn't a terrible strategy in teams.  No need to sit around and only wait for a killing blow.

Its hard to be the badass general of legend when you're not doing elite things like trying to snipe kills.  No time to show your tactical genius  by doing damage like a pleb.

Septus

When someone shouts pilg on rt I really need to not assume they mean "come back you coward" and in fact mean "drop a pilg so we can escape".

Oops.

Kryss

I expressed to Antrax my worries about being hit with some kind of scary 500 damage attack in his testing. He assured me no such thing could happen.

A badly patched treant starts releasing a strangely smelling substance and cuts
you lightly, causing it to seep into your pores. The elder seed inside you
suddenly erupts into life before withering away.
The expanding seed releases a dark substance, poisoning your open wounds.
Your faith decreases as you fall to the might of Antrax.
You have been slain by Antrax.
 <dead> [-512]

Septus

Azefel'd.