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  • TheophilusTheophilus
    I was able to just BECKON it back.
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
  • OhmOhm
    Theophilus said:
    Your arrow spins out of control as a Bow of Asaka snaps in two from the stress your overdraw places on it.
    You clearly need to get rid of weapons named after DEAD GODs 

    Next time get a Bow of Legion or something. He survived.
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  • KhizanKhizan
    Khizan to Antioch: "Okay, we're done killing bosses. I hate all of you for making me work, you're the worst, go die in a fire."
    Antioch to Khizan: "Yay, Alekmanhala!"
    Khizan to Antioch: "You weren't supposed to take me literally!"

    "On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."

  • EldrethEldreth
    edited April 2016
    (Ring): Risca says, "Juran is at v3570 * A small pond beneath a grassy hill."
    You notice a mounted rider approaching from the distance.
    (Ring): You say, "RIDER APPROACHING."
    (Ring): Baasche says, "Mounted Rider Inbound!"
    (Ring): Baasche says, "My Location: Outside the gates of Stavenn (1681) in the Ravana Hills."
    Automatic rebounding handling activated.
    You must dismount from what you are currently riding before you can mount anything else.
    You whisper briefly to a Great Gray owl named Perthyn.
    Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    You have lost the anti-weapon field defence.
    You have lost the mask defence.
    Your aggressive action causes your mask to fall away.
    You pull a mottled serpentine mask across your face, securing it near the hinge of your jaw.
    You have gained the mask defence.
    Balance Taken: 2.00s
    You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with linseed smoke.
    +++++ BALANCE BACK +++++ BALANCE BACK +++++ BALANCE BACK +++++
    You have recovered your breath and can smoke once more.
    Creeping slowly along, a brown spider leaves northeast.
    Alvetta and Iluv enter from the ether following Juran, riding an ebony battle crow.
    They are followed by a mighty earth golem, an animated apple root, an animated blackthorn root, an animated hawthorn root, 
    and an eyeless hulking crystal golem.
    [AL] Juran - Outside the gates of Stavenn.
    [AL] Alvetta - Outside the gates of Stavenn.
    [AL] Iluv - Outside the gates of Stavenn.
    Your mount tracks to Iluv.
    Baasche, Etienne, and Salik follow you to the ether.
    A small pond beneath a grassy hill.
    You see a single exit leading west.
    [AL] Etienne - A small pond beneath a grassy hill.
    [AL] Baasche - A small pond beneath a grassy hill.
    [AL] Salik - A small pond beneath a grassy hill.
    “We abjure labels. We fight for money and an indefinable pride. The politics, the ethics, the moralities, are irrelevant."
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  • DiceneDicene
    The track before that was weird too:

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  • DiceneDicene
    Also, this has been a long time coming:

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    Then, just for good measure....

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  • TheophilusTheophilus
    God forbid I try to write a paper in peace.

    Thanks, @Jules, for dragging me along.
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
  • MereisMereis
    When you have too much fun playing with bombs:

    Pain races through your body as an incinerate bomb explodes.
    Glowing diachaim-infused shrapnels incinerate your skin, leaving you exposed and weak.
    You have slain @Vasharr.
    currently tentatively active
    (may vanish for periods of time)
  • SalikSalik Da Burgh
    Mereis said:
    When you have too much fun playing with bombs:

    Pain races through your body as an incinerate bomb explodes.
    Glowing diachaim-infused shrapnels incinerate your skin, leaving you exposed and weak.
    You have slain @Vasharr.
    Remind me to stay away from you. :D
  • TheophilusTheophilus
    edited April 2016
    You see the following people here:
    Albel, Annabella, Veratyr, Luciia, Dimitri, Dreacor, Owyn, Larkin, Calais, Jaivanna, Khizan, Laeka

    23:45:16 (Ring): You say, "I want to meteor."
    23:45:17 (Ring): You say, "So bad."
    23:45:26 (Ring): Jaivanna says, "Be nice."
    23:45:28 (Ring): You say, ":)"
    23:45:30 (Ring): Laeka says, "Hehe."
    23:45:50 Upon the roaring winds, Khizan tells you, "Might meteor, lol."
    23:45:55 You tell Dr. Khizan Vladin, Infernal Medicine, "Please."
    23:45:58 You tell Dr. Khizan Vladin, Infernal Medicine, "I was just about to tell you to."

    Khizan slowly raises his arms and a blazing red sphere appears high above you, descending swiftly towards your 
    location.

    You walk south.

    To be fair, what did you expect from @Khizan being in the room with that many people?
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
  • AnetteAnette
    Theophilus said:
    You see the following people here:
    Albel, Annabella, Veratyr, Luciia, Dimitri, Dreacor, Owyn, Larkin, Calais, Jaivanna, Khizan, Laeka

    23:45:16 (Ring): You say, "I want to meteor."
    23:45:17 (Ring): You say, "So bad."
    23:45:26 (Ring): Jaivanna says, "Be nice."
    23:45:28 (Ring): You say, ":)"
    23:45:30 (Ring): Laeka says, "Hehe."
    23:45:50 Upon the roaring winds, Khizan tells you, "Might meteor, lol."
    23:45:55 You tell Dr. Khizan Vladin, Infernal Medicine, "Please."
    23:45:58 You tell Dr. Khizan Vladin, Infernal Medicine, "I was just about to tell you to."

    Khizan slowly raises his arms and a blazing red sphere appears high above you, descending swiftly towards your 
    location.

    You walk south.

    To be fair, what did you expect from @Khizan being in the room with that many people?
    Well the last time he told us to die in a fire we did Alekmanhala, so I guess he had to get it out of his system.
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  • TheophilusTheophilus
    https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/2885429b
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
  • IluvIluv
    edited May 2016
    You tell The Lovely Lord, Kabaal  Lynne, "Your assassin really needs work."

    Kabaal tells you, "Bye!"

    That person has chosen to ignore you.


    First of all, your toxin queue is pretty bad. You want to start with the afflictions that give you the most information about when it is cured. These include numbness (tree, paralysis), hemotoxin (3rd party), butisol (3rd party), sunallergy (3rd party). You open with weariness, clumsiness and nausea, none of which have 3rd party cure messages making it hard for you to assess which afflictions I've cured and making your stack less efficient over time.

    The other reasons you want to start with numbness and hemotoxin is because they deny purge and tree which you need to do in order to get ahead in afflictions as Assassin.

    You instilled asthma against someone who has fitness. This is bad because instill will not stop me from curing asthma by fitness even if I have other kelp afflictions. The best thing to instill is hemotoxin as it has a 3rd party cure so you know when to instill it again and because it prevents purge completely.

    You use whisper in between shadowplants. Whisper is pretty useless, instead you could alternate between shadowplant and suggest until you want to snap.

    You switched your shadowplant to nightshade from kelp when you afflicted with nausea. Why? Nausea is a low priority affliction.

    Your hypnosis suggestion queue is off. You open with hypochondria when really you always want to open with impatience.

    Your assassin really needs work.
  • TashiTashi Columbus, Ohio
    http://pastebin.com/d3Xz3bck

    Sorry not sorry Risca :)
  • TashiTashi Columbus, Ohio
    edited May 2016
    *Goes back to his corner* 

    #rekt
  • TheophilusTheophilus
    14:08:36 You tell Risca Arivan, "Let's spar."
    14:08:39 You tell Risca Arivan, "I'm feeling brave."
    14:08:56 With a twinge of electricity, Risca tells you, "Me as wytch?"
    14:09:06 You tell Risca Arivan, "Whatever profession."
    14:09:36 With a twinge of electricity, Risca tells you, "Okay."

    https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/66fff165

    This is @Risca owning me because I didn't have autocuring on.
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
  • LartusLartus

    @Theophilus picture scares me :<

  • LartusLartus
    Needs infinity edge
  • JulesJules
    Full name: GDI, Iniar Nullheart, Myrmidon
  • LaekaLaeka Houston
    Dicene said:
    Also, this has been a long time coming:

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    Then, just for good measure....

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    HAHA. I'm worth more faith than Theo and he's the angel! 
  • SalikSalik Da Burgh
    I've noticed that I get more faith for killing someone a second time. I think it's worth less if they starburst?
  • TheophilusTheophilus
    edited June 2016
    15:50:48 (Ring): You say, "[Reporting]: Sevhn is at Before 
    a decaying statue."
    15:51:18 (Ring): You say, "[Reporting]: Sevhn TUMBLING 
    west!"
    15:51:27 (Ring): You say, "[Reporting]: Sevhn TUMBLING 
    north!"
    15:51:52 (Ring): You say, "[Reporting]: Sevhn TUMBLING 
    north!"
    15:52:58 (Ring): You say, "[Reporting]: Sevhn TUMBLING 
    northeast!"
    15:53:24 (Ring): You say, "[Reporting]: Sevhn is at An 
    empty street."
    15:54:27 (Ring): You say, "[Reporting]: Sevhn TUMBLING 
    east!"
    15:55:12 (Ring): You say, "[Reporting]: Sevhn TUMBLING 
    south!"
    15:56:03 (Ring): You say, "[Reporting]: Sevhn TUMBLING in!"
    15:56:23 (Ring): You say, "[Reporting]: Blocking out."
    15:56:26 (Ring): You say, "[Reporting]: Sevhn TUMBLING 
    down!"
    15:56:32 (Ring): You say, "[Reporting]: Sevhn TUMBLING 
    down!"
    15:56:56 (Ring): You say, "[Reporting]: Sevhn is at Past 
    the gates of the Academia Sylvalis."
    15:57:23 (Ring): You say, "[Reporting]: Sevhn TUMBLING 
    west!"
    15:57:35 (Ring): You say, "[Reporting]: Sevhn TUMBLING 
    northwest!"


    Limb classes  need to go. There is a fine line between unstoppable limb offense and unstoppable limb defense.

    Edit: Prismatic barriers are also pretty crappy too. 

    Edit 2: Getting owned by this as well.

    You have recovered your breath and can smoke once more.
    669/669 (100%) 412/418 (98%) Bl 0 
    You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with laurel smoke.
    669/669 (100%) 412/418 (98%) Bl 0 
    You have recovered your breath and can smoke once more.
    669/669 (100%) 415/418 (99%) Bl 0 
    You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with laurel smoke.
    669/669 (100%) 415/418 (99%) Bl 0 
    You have recovered your breath and can smoke once more.
    669/669 (100%) 415/418 (99%) Bl 0 
    You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with laurel smoke.
    669/669 (100%) 415/418 (99%) Bl 0 
    You have recovered your breath and can smoke once more.
    669/669 (100%) 412/418 (98%) Bl 0 
    You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with laurel smoke.
    669/669 (100%) 412/418 (98%) Bl 0 
    You have recovered your breath and can smoke once more.
    669/669 (100%) 415/418 (99%) Bl 0 
    You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with laurel smoke.
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
  • SeptusSeptus

    All prismatic breakers are designed with teams in mind pretty much; they're all about as long as it takes to rebarrier (if not longer). Personally I think this kind of sucks, but you have three options against someone prismaticing aggressively one v one (if you're not one of the lucky minority who attack through it): leave, suck it up, or make it a teamfight.

    I'm not sure what the issue with tumble is, you should be able to beat that as ranger. Would need to know more though to say definitively.

    The need to spam smoke laurel to avoid the enlighten gimick is dumb, yes.

  • MathiuMathiu
    Does wedging against a tumble no longer work?
  • DiceneDicene
    Wedge hits things that enter the room, not exit?
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  • MathiuMathiu
    What I used to see was someone pop into another room and use a room-entering attack like wedge. So bob tumbles north. Ok, head north, wedge against bob.
  • DiceneDicene
    edited June 2016
    Well in a 1v1, you usually can't just pop out of the room to wedge unless the person you're fighting is making no effort to hold you, or you have flippers. I'm standing on Piety or have been hit with Lockup in 95% of the fights I'm in. I have up Gravehands or Soulchains up in these same fights. Similar to why I didn't try to walk out of the room and quickshot when playing Ranger, if I wasn't 100% sure I could walk out of the room instantly, it wasn't worth trying. Hitting rubble or piety enough to miss stopping the target isn't worth the chance of getting into the room ahead of them, IMO. I think this is especially true for an offense type that doesn't really benefit from damage over time in an impale.
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