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  • KabaalKabaal Member Posts: 303 ✭✭✭
    Me to Imperian, every trough of the love wavelength:

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    MenochCalaisTheophilusArio
  • JulesJules Member Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭
    Khizan:  "Ultrix said this movie was dumb.  I looked this woman in her optic stems, and I said..." 

    *OBSERVE* 

    "I said biii..."

    TheophilusSeptusDiceneAshani
  • EsmyrsiaEsmyrsia Member, Immortal Posts: 57 mod
    You tell The Lovely Lord, @Kabaal Lynne, "Need anything from me?"

    Kabaal tells you, "Words of wisdom! Not on any particular subject. Something generic enough that I can apply it liberally."

    You tell The Lovely Lord, Kabaal Lynne, "Hmmm..."

    You tell The Lovely Lord, Kabaal Lynne, "'Never Settle?'"

    The Lovely Lord, Kabaal Lynne shouts, "Never settle!"

    You tell The Lovely Lord, Kabaal Lynne, "I didn't realize it was that liberal."

    A chill runs down your spine as the deathly voice of @Caelya whispers into your ear, "Advice that your wife clearly did not take."

    You tell The Lovely Lord, Kabaal Lynne, "Sorry."



    You kids kill me.

    CelestineSevhnSkye
  • TheophilusTheophilus Member Posts: 780 ✭✭✭✭
    Aspirant Areia, of the Crusaders says, "I'm scared to bet more. but am thrilled to bet more. And I sooo cnofused."

    Welcome to Hell.
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
    Sevhn
  • LartusLartus Member Posts: 374 ✭✭✭
    edited April 2016

    you say, "That was funny." 

    Paragon Theophilus Aracelia, the Ultraviolent says to you, "Don't touch me."

    You wiggle your fingers threateningly.

    you say, "Not touching you."

     

    Shardfall: :V

    Ring): You say, "Who is in skegdald."


    (Ring): You say, "Just lucci?"

     

    (Ring):  X  says, "Luciia."

     

    (Ring):  X says, "Harvesting with a nub."

    You begin focusing on the power of Moradeim, the moon of Change, and the air

    around you is suddenly filled with noise.


    (Ring): X says, "She asked me not to bother her."

    (Ring): X says, "Imo, don't."

    The crackling of energy reaches its peak, and as it subsides, you find yourself

    standing next to Luciia.

    --- Within the shadows of Skegdald 3:2:0 ---

    Filling the firmament is a lattice of heavy grey clouds. A blue shard is

    protruding from the ground here, glowing faintly. The shining figure of a

    Seraphic guardian floats in the air here. Caught within a storm of feathers, a

    raven-winged Seraph drifts gracefully. The ever-shifting visage of Laeka,

    Aspect of Moradeim, is here. Aspirant Owyn, of the Crusaders is here. He wields

    a spiritual mace in his left hand. Dr. Jules Vladin, Sturgeon General is riding

    on an armoured battle stallion named Firebait. She wields Jules's energic

    scepter of incinerating in her left hand and a tower shield in her right.

    Ravenbound, Luciia Kei'daan, Priestess of the Pines is here, surrounded by

    several ethereal wisps. She wields a lunar shield in her left hand and a

    celestial mace of pearl and silver in her right. The Real Farah, Ultrix Ashtear

    is here, hundreds of minuscule pebbles shifting about her form. She wields a

    Sukhder battleaxe in her left hand and a mithril shield in her right.

    Yoee exits leading east and west.


    Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"

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    TheophilusJulesCelestineKristos
  • IluvIluv Member Posts: 703 ✭✭✭✭
    Your wounds cause you to bleed 195 health.
    H:109(18%) M:6(1%) <eb db> 0 1655 0 [0h/0m]

    CRAWLING IN MY SKIN! THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!
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    AnetteIniarMathiaus
  • SeptusSeptus Member, Beta Testers Posts: 762 ✭✭✭✭✭
    shard clot
  • MathiausMathiaus PennsylvaniaMember Posts: 1,011 ✭✭✭✭
    How is that so high?
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  • IluvIluv Member Posts: 703 ✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2016
    You take a warm sapphire-hued egg from a heated hatchery table.
    A shiver runs down your spine as you hear the malevolent cackles of Tusdyr Iarysi echoing through 
    the Ssar-ithra. "I guess you outsiders haven't learned after all!"
    You give a warm sapphire-hued egg to Owyn.
    H:610(100%) M:460(100%) <eb db> 0 0 0 [0h/0m] <Antrax> Earth: 0 Air: 0
    The sheet covering the west wall suddenly rips away. A massive, primal ssylsin Matron slithers in 
    with lighting-quick speed, murderously glaring at you as she sees you meddling with the eggs in the 
    hatchery. She hisses and quickly coils up, ready to strike.
    H:610(100%) M:455(98%) <eb db> 0 0 0 [0h/-4m] <Antrax> Earth: 0 Air: 0
    A vicious ssylsin Matron narrows her serpentine eyes at you with a look that causes a shiver to race 
    down your spine. She sinks back further into her coiled position, then quickly lunges forward to 
    wrap her snake-like body around you. You cough and choke as she immediately begins to squeeze the 
    life out of you as she constricts tightly around you. When resistance appears futile, you stop 
    struggling and a vicious ssylsin Matron coils her body to be eye level with you. With a hissed 
    whisper, you hear, "You should know better than to mess with the eggs of the ssylsin brood. . ." 
    then watch helplessly as she takes your head in both hands, snapping your neck.
    Damage Taken: 274  (raw damage: 305)
    Damage Taken: 325 unblockable (raw damage: 361) -325 unblockable
    H:9(1%) M:455(98%) <eb db> 0 0 0 [-600h/0m] <Antrax> Earth: 0 Air: 0



    Since youtube timer doesn't work, skip to 4m56s.


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    IniarOhm
  • TheophilusTheophilus Member Posts: 780 ✭✭✭✭
    With a final tug you heave a Loch Ness monster out of the water. 
    He weighs about tree fiddy.
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
    AnetteZarim
  • IniarIniar AustraliaMember Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Garryn

    readnews announce 3344
    ...
    ...
    ...


    You tell Cyr Nullheart, "Did not realize Garryn was so powerful."
    You tell Cyr Nullheart, "Might have to be more careful."
    You tell Cyr Nullheart, ":D."
    You tell Cyr Nullheart, ":D."
    You tell Cyr Nullheart, ":D."
    Cyr tells you, "Lol."
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
    Cardi
  • MereisMereis Member Posts: 181 ✭✭✭
    The Void settles down in a corner to sleep.

    IT'S ALIVE!!!!
    currently tentatively active
    (may vanish for periods of time)
    Sevhn
  • TheophilusTheophilus Member Posts: 780 ✭✭✭✭
    11:16:38 (Ring): Tashi says, "Your my test subject."
    11:16:39 (Ring): Tashi says, "Welcome."
    11:16:53 (Ring): You say, "My test subject what?"
    11:16:56 (Ring): Tashi says, "Triggers."
    11:17:03 (Ring): You say, "I was making fun of your grammar.
    11:17:07 (Ring): Tashi says, "I hate you."
    11:17:12 (Ring): Tashi says, "How's that for grammer?"
    11:17:15 (Ring): You say, "Grammar*."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
    KristosLaaryet
  • OhmOhm Member Posts: 300 ✭✭✭
    11:16:38 (Ring): Tashi says, "Your my test subject."
    11:16:39 (Ring): Tashi says, "Welcome."
    11:16:53 (Ring): You say, "My test subject what?"
    11:16:56 (Ring): Tashi says, "Triggers."
    11:17:03 (Ring): You say, "I was making fun of your grammar.
    11:17:07 (Ring): Tashi says, "I hate you."
    11:17:12 (Ring): Tashi says, "How's that for grammer?"
    11:17:15 (Ring): You say, "Grammar*."


    I was aptly made fun of my the new entity (@Tavreth) for trying to explain deterrence to Him.
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    JulesSevhn
  • TheophilusTheophilus Member Posts: 780 ✭✭✭✭
    You climb up on a giggling mongoose.

    It weighs about 5 pounds.
    It is loyal to Theophilus.
    A giggling mongoose is holding:
    Nothing.

    A giggling mongoose cannot carry the corpse of a short-horned desert locust.

    Something is wrong here.
    (Ring): Lartus says, "I heard Theophilus once threw a grenade and killed ten people."
    (Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."

    (Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
    Sevhn
  • IniarIniar AustraliaMember Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Theophilus is a lightweight.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
    DiceneAnette
  • JuranJuran OhioMember Posts: 909 ✭✭✭✭✭
     Lord Juran Acerbus
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Overall Level: 103 (51.49%)  Bashing Level: 123 (37%)
    Quest Level  : 99  (100%)    PK Level     : 100 (54%)

    Something about that seems suspect.
    TheophilusSevhnSkye
  • AnetteAnette Member Posts: 814 ✭✭✭
    Juran said:
     Lord Juran Acerbus
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Overall Level: 103 (51.49%)  Bashing Level: 123 (37%)
    Quest Level  : 99  (100%)    PK Level     : 100 (54%)

    Something about that seems suspect.
    Ahhh, rounding.

    Also, wow, you're lower than I thought, bought some aspect perks I guess?
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  • JuranJuran OhioMember Posts: 909 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Eldreth said:
    As Sevhn ignored our pleas to start using his ranged doppleganger as magic bombed us with roots nearby, I chalked up his AFK inattention to maybe some 350-lb bench press reps between fights, or hauling lumber. Instead..
    That's okay, my root strip broadcast was broken and wasn't working anyway.
    DiceneSevhn
  • IniarIniar AustraliaMember Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The Moon of Life suddenly appears in your vision, and you feel yourself being drawn towards the Lunar Plane.
    A cheerful vestibule.
    This room has not been mapped.
    A dire silvered cougar stalks through the area, seeking prey. Muscles rippling beneath its ebon coat, a massive shire stands here poised and alert.
    You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southwest, west, and northwest.
    637[100] 473[98] eb  db 0 0                             
    Autocuring activated.
    637[100] 473[98] eb  db 0 0                             
    You take a long drag off your pipe, filling your lungs with linseed smoke.
    637[100] 473[98] eb  db 0 0                             
    Autocuring disabled.
    637[100] 473[98] eb  db 0 0                             
    Mana Lost: 30
    You lift your head upwards, fixating your gaze through all that stands in the way upon Aryana, Moon of Life.
    Equilibrium Taken: 2.75s
    637[100] 443[92] -b  db 0 0                             
    You have regained your mental equilibrium.
    637[100] 443[92] eb  db 0 0                             
    You have recovered your breath and can smoke once more.
    637[100] 443[92] eb  db 0 0                             
    The Moon of Life suddenly appears in your vision, and you feel yourself being drawn towards the Lunar Plane.
    A cheerful vestibule.
    This room has not been mapped.
    A dire silvered cougar stalks through the area, seeking prey. Muscles rippling beneath its ebon coat, a massive shire stands here poised and alert.
    You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southwest, west, and northwest.
    wit beyond measure is a Sidhe's greatest treasure
  • SappSapp Member Posts: 27 ✭✭
    @theophilus in my defense....Laeka had it coming.
    In case you wonder what AM is up to:

    Upon the roaring winds, @Khizan tells you, "So jesus ****, what happened while I was away?"

    You tell Dr. Khizan Vladin, Infernal Medicine, "@Sapp disfavoured @Owyn for littering, some people thought it was stupid, @Jules dropped like 200 pairs of panties at the Shuk and @Tashi and @Arakis tapped bent copper coins. I killed Tashi and Arakis, @Sadey called me a derp on ring so I killed her, and then they tapped more coins. That's it."

    You tell Dr. Khizan Vladin, Infernal Medicine, "Oh, @Laeka picked up the panties and went AFk so everyone was trying to get them back from her with force skills. And Sapp comes along like what are you doing? And I said they're trying to kill her but she won't die. So he goes to behead her hahaha.

    Jules
  • JulesJules Member Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭
    Best Benny Hill escape.


    Owyn has been choked to death by Kabaal.
    (Ring): You say, "We could move off defiance, maybe."
    You see the following people here:
    Cyr
    (Ring): You say, "Oh ****."
    As a gesture of mercy, Owyn has been put down by Eldreth.
    (Ring): You say, "Cyr."
    (Ring): You say, "Run."
    Your surroundings are momentarily illuminated by a myriad of colors as a rapidly swirling vortex 
    erupts into the room.
    You are already following Cyr.
    (Ring): You say, "Now."
    You notice a mounted rider approaching from the distance.
    Cyr tries to leave, but you block him from moving that way.
    Cyr tries to leave, but you block him from moving that way.
    Cyr tries to leave, but you block him from moving that way.
    Cyr tries to leave, but you block him from moving that way.
    You stop blocking.
    You have lost the blocking defence.
    (Ring): You say, "Unblocked."
    You follow Cyr to the north.


    LOTS OF RUNNING

    Your foreboding stone glows, warning you that Caelya is nearby.
    Your foreboding stone glows, warning you that Kabaal is nearby.
    (Ring): You say, "Bad Guys Caelya, Kabaal entered Demon's Pass."
    AND ALSO DEFINITELY ELDRETH.  RUN MOAR.  

    (Ring): You say, "Woo."
    SkyeSevhn
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