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Iniar

Lol.

@Garryn, is this intentional?

Mana Lost: 18

You are no longer attuned to the earth element.

Iniar is no longer attuned to the earth element.

You invoke an earthen spirit and send it to plague yourself, and then again after 8 seconds.

Equilibrium Taken: 2.75s

The earthen spirit manifests again, reflecting some of your maladies back at you.

The spirit afflicts you with butisol, clumsiness, healthleech, masochism, nausea, numbness, and 

paranoia.

The spirit afflicts Iniar with butisol, clumsiness, healthleech, masochism, nausea, numbness, and 

paranoia.

You are afflicted with clumsiness.

You are afflicted with healthleech.

You are afflicted with butisol.

You are afflicted with masochism.

You are afflicted with paranoia.

You are afflicted with nausea.

The numbness fails to take effect, as your muscles are already locked in paralysis.

Garryn

Huoh. Fixed.

Iniar

Log in.

(Ring): Tikal says, "Iniar my love."

(Ring): You say, "Uh oh?"

Khizan

You tell Jules Vladin, "My cat is sitting on both blankets again."

Over the roaring of waves, Jules tells you, "Well, you've made your bed, now you don't get to lie in it."

Oystir

Helping a truenoob with learning.

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
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You say, "AB SURVIVAL SEWERS?"
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Dalfi, the Espressivo says, "Ew."
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Dalfi, the Espressivo asks, "Why would anyone want to do that?"

Oystir

Dalfi, the Espressivo exclaims, "Storage!"
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You say, "Especially when it was really out of the way. I had one in Khousi Bay, which is off near
the desert far south from here."
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You grin and nod.
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Dalfi, the Espressivo says, "That pretty much doubles my shopping room."


Dalfi, the Espressivo says, "I've learned all I can on the subject of pioneering."
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Dalfi, the Espressivo says, "So I'm sorta something of an expert now."

I seriously love this kid

Oystir

Bards.

You say, "I really want to do shrub charades."
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A patrol of eighteen guards leaves to the southeast.
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Sunkissed Sela Keth'Aera, the Crimson Blade says, "Shrub charades?"
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[Pipes Have Been Lit]
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You say, "I am a shrub, and you three have just come upon me recently planted."
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You say, "And you three try to figure out why I got shrubbed."
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You giggle happily.
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You say, "And I can only communicate in rustles."
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Clarissa falls into a fit of giggles, and ends them with an abrupt snort.

Oystir

Just 6:20 on a Sunday in the Bardic Guild.

(Bards): Clarissa says, "Alright, we'll do this here! First answer wins 5 credits, and there will be four rounds. Ready?"
(Bards): You say, "Yep."
(Bards): Clarissa says, "First riddle! What has thirteen hearts, but no other organs?"
(Bards): You say, "A pomegranate."
(Bards): Morgaze says, "Deck of cards."
(Bards): Clarissa says, "Morgaze wins!"
(Bards): You say, "Ouu."
(Bards): You say, "Now I want a pomegranate."
(Bards): Morgaze says, "Thank you!"
(Bards): Clarissa says, "Second riddle! What coat is always wet when you put it on?"
(Bards): Morgaze says, "Paint."
(Bards): Clarissa says, "Two for two!"
Morgaze tells you, "Tongue."
(Bards): You say, "Oh, you're quick, hook."
(Bards): Clarissa says, "Third riddle! What must you break to use?"
(Bards): You say, "A horse?"
(Bards): Clarissa says, "Sorry, that's not it."
(Bards): Morgaze says, "I'm stumped."
(Bards): Morgaze says, "Ice."
(Bards): Katinel says, "Egg."
(Bards): Clarissa says, "Katinel gets it!"
(Bards): Morgaze says, "Wooo Kat!"
(Bards): Clarissa says, "Last one! If you say its name, it goes away. What is it?"
(Bards): Morgaze says, "We broke Oystir."
(Bards): You say, "Silence."
(Bards): Clarissa says, "Oystir wins the last round! Good game, everyone!"
(Bards): Morgaze says, "Took him long enough."
(Bards): You say, "Ha! My answers were good."
(Bards): You say, "And occasionally delicious."

Iniar

(Ring): Septus says, "In australia they don't eat raw fish."

(Ring): Septus says, "Fish eat them raw."

Iniar

(Ring): Kryss says, "Target ABC."

(Ring): You say, "123."

(Ring): Kryss says, "Easy as abv."

(Ring): Kryss says, "F**k."

(Ring): Kryss says, "Clearly not that easy."

Selthis

2080	1/01/2016/0:06		(imperian)	You are this month's champion player-streak winner.
	2079	1/01/2016/0:05		(imperian)	You are this month's champion mob-streak winner. Have a token!

Go me!

(I assume Jeremy is testing some code for champion rewards)

Shou

uh, what?

You are this month's champion player-streak winner.
You are this month's champion mob-streak winner. Have a token!

Eoghan

That's exciting! It is only supposed to reward multiple people if they were tied. I'm not able to check the log where those rewards are recorded, but it's entirely possible something broke. Someone will look into it once we're all done with new years debauchery.

Edit: Yes. Something definitely went wrong. Uh... we'll get back to you.

Khizan

That was some fast debauchery.

Kryss

Iniar               Grain of sand                           Priest

:bz

Eldreth

Kryss said:

Iniar               Grain of sand                           Priest

:bz

I asked Ironbeard for a lvl 3 henchman, but all I got in my stocking was an ugly sweater and a stupid pinecone candle

Iniar

Kryss said:

Iniar               Grain of sand                           Priest

:bz

You agree to become the apprentice of Septus.

You are now a novice of the Priest profession, learning under the guidance of Septus.

Jules

Next, we reinforce magick.  Axes and totems as far as the eye can see.  

Khizan

(Bellatores): Wysrias says, "I saw deliverance go up."

(Bellatores): Wysrias says, "And I turn to magick and slowly NOOOO."

2016/01/04 04:00:41 - Sumie has been slain by Khizan.

2016/01/04 04:00:42 - Volanna has been slain by Khizan.

2016/01/04 04:00:42 - Volanna has been slain by Khizan.

2016/01/04 04:00:46 - Robynn has been slain by Khizan.

2016/01/04 04:00:52 - Robynn has been slain by Khizan.

2016/01/04 04:00:53 - Tikal has been slain by Khizan.

2016/01/04 04:00:55 - Tikal has been slain by Khizan.

Ivellios

2016/01/04 01:37:55 - Eldreth has been slain by a tattered map page of Nagiri Caverns.

Must of been one hell of a paper cut.

Iniar

(Ring): Jules says, "Hey, is the nightmare an actual mare, because that would be amazing."

(Ring): Khizan says, "It is not an actual horse, Jules."

Shou

1 ) (2016/01/07 09:00) Khizan: "Iniar."

2 ) (2016/01/07 09:00) Khizan: "Shou will now be known as Shou Agarwaen, the Eleventh Plague."

3 ) (2016/01/07 09:00) Septus: "Lol."

4 ) (2016/01/07 09:00) Raini: "Shou in area!"

5 ) (2016/01/07 09:00) Iniar: "Hahah."

7 ) (2016/01/07 09:00) Septus: "Tbf."

9 ) (2016/01/07 09:00) Septus: "The sight of shou in that bashing event."

10) (2016/01/07 09:00) Septus: "Would've crushed the opposition faster than any of the other ten."

11) (2016/01/07 09:01) Khizan: "We mimiced Shou to gain his strength ."

12) (2016/01/07 09:01) Septus: "We did."

13) (2016/01/07 09:01) Jules: "Truth."

Eldreth

absinthe + landsense =

# Amaris awake
# (Ring): You say, "[Game] Amapis Hash L *hic* ogged on."

# Ichimoru awake
# (Ring): You say, "[Game] Icc *hic* higooru has logg *hic* edd on."

absinthe + drunk combat = random fatty insults

# (Ring): You say, "Septubs here."

# You see Caelya Talmarian, the Slitherer shout, "Wome anD Get itt, Septubs."

(Ring): You say, "VITALITY DOW *hic* N -------> SeptuBs.

Iniar

(Ring): You say, "I told Septus to customize his shield into a 'log shield' to match his 'stone axe'"

(Ring): Dreacor says, "Oaken shield!"

(Ring): You say, "Name it Thorin."

(Ring): Dreacor says, ":D."

(Ring): You say, "An oaken shield named Thorin."

Khizan

No, he should name it something like Gloin or Gimli just to mess with people.

Iniar

(Ring): Menoch says, "Just 2 right?"

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(Ring): Luciia says, "Sonofa."

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Luciia has been hacked to death by an elite orc trooper.

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Luciia has been hacked to death by a massive orc soldier.

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(Ring): Menoch says, "If memory serves, they travel in-."

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(Ring): Menoch says, "Memory did not serve."

Iniar

You tell Septus, "Do you have a chest of the Continuum?"

Septus tells you, "Nope ."

You tell Septus, "Pfft, peon."

Septus tells you, "I am a peasant of the highest order."

You tell Khizan Vladin, "Do you have a chest of the Continuum?"

Septus tells you, "I make the one eyed cat that lives on the street look like a prince of princes."

Septus tells you, "A king of kings."

Septus tells you, "A lord of lords."

Septus tells you, "An emperor of empires."

Upon the roaring winds, Khizan tells you, "No, but I have access to one."

You tell Septus, "Heh, what are you, the one clawed cat?"

Septus tells you, "I'm the eye it lost."

Celestine

'Knowing that she could indeed bind him to his throne worried Urzog. Luckily for him, however, Antioch is willing to look past their past interactions and have offered assistance to him.'

Antioch.

ARE YOU FOR REAL?!

Kryss

We're for real. It's amazing.

Khizan

Pfff. Urzog isn't the worst enemy of Antioch that's been forgiven. He isn't even in the running for it. And it would really be pretty hypocritical of the Kryss/Khizan/Septus council to say "No, you've done too much to us, no second chances".