Poking fun at @septus for being the first to mess up the Death's Door ritual.
(Ring): Septus says, "Did you all do death's door btw." (Ring): Ultrix says, "We don't talk about that." (Ring): Kristos says, "Heh." (Ring): Ultrix says, "<-- screwed it up." (Ring): Kristos says, "Khizan's fault." (Ring): Septus says, "Ooooh do tell."
Septus will now be known as Septus, Important Corpse Seller.
(Ring): Khizan says, "This one wasn't Khizan's fault at all!" (Ring): Kristos says, "Still blaming you " (Ring): Kristos says, "Cause." (Ring): Septus says, "What did ultrix do to mess it up."
Septus will now be known as Septus, Numero Uno Wrongdoer. Septus will now be known as Septus, The Prime Sinner.
(Ring): Khizan says, "Oh, she inrifted a spirit drop." (Ring): Septus says, "So wha."
Septus will now be known as Septus, He Who Threw The First Stone.
Septus will now be known as Septus, He Who Sold The First Corpse.
(Ring): Septus says, "Gdi shou." (Ring): Septus says, "I hope you drop your gold again." (Ring): Septus says, ":(." (Ring): You say, "What, did you already use up all your gold removing the suffixes?"
Septus will now be known as Lich Seller, Septus. Septus will now be known as Lich Seller, Septus, He Who Sold The First Corpse.
(Ring): Septus says, "Shou I hate you." (Ring): Septus says, "D:." (Ring): You say, "Just accept it, septus." (Ring): Septus says, "Shou I swear to god." (Ring): Septus says, "I am not made of money ." (Ring): Khizan says, "Hey, I did my part and just took like 750k from Shou."
Septus will now be known as Septus, Tobias's Financial Friend.
Septus will now be known as Assistant Reforger, Septus, Tobias's Partner in Crime.
Below belltower at Caanae Road and Stavenn Road. The tents are closer together as Caanae Road approaches the city shuk. Looking down Stavenn Road large rocks line the road. The middle of this intersection is marked by a low belltower with arrow slits in the direction of Demons Gate. A solitary guard mans the tower as a precaution for any renewed enemy activity. This has been marked as holy ground. Stamping his golden hooves and tossing his crimson mane, this blooded warhorse stands here bearing a regal strength. There are 20 elite Justicars of the Shah here. There are 8 elite Antioch clerics here. A small red pony with white spots is here, swishing her braided tail. Whirling about in a sinuous blur, a lithe ferret blinks its beady eyes. Wings outstretched to catch the breeze, a red-tailed hawk observes you silently. A thorny lizard is here, hissing menacingly and moving slowly around the room. With the occasional roar, a mountain lioness menacingly prowls close by. Eyes glowing with mischief, a cunning coyote skulks about. Fluttering about, a small sparrow twitters merrily. Septus, Tobias's Partner in Crime is here, camouflaged. You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You say, "Oh hey." You say, "Alonzo is out." You say, "And he's got a bounty." You nod your head. You poke at Septus. Septus says, "I refuse to kill someone with this title."
A dark, swirling vortex opens to the up, and drags you through it.
Following a cobbled, grey stone path. (road). Gore is splattered about, a display of Septus's cruel handiwork. Waving ominously, a black flag bearing stripes of indigo and gold rustles listlessly in the dry wind. A wooden torch has been stuck into the ground, ready to be lit at nightfall. You see exits leading south, west, and down. Your Seraphic guardian silently informs you that she senses Tsolrathe is close by. Your Seraphic guardian silently informs you that she senses Amoriel is close by. Your Seraphic guardian silently informs you that she senses Kryss is close by. Your Seraphic guardian silently informs you that she senses Rennyn is close by. Your Seraphic guardian informs you that she senses Vasharr in the local area.
A crackling wall of Moradeim energy suddenly appears over the down exit.
Kryss secures her previously wielded items and instantly draws a fuzzy black bat doll into her right hand, with a mithril shield flowing into the left. Kryss points an imperious finger at Rasca. The Mark of Cadmus on Rasca's body flares briefly. Kryss mixes some yellow and red bone dust and throws it lightly at Rasca. As the dust reaches him, his movements slow down and a confused look crosses his features. Kryss has slain Rasca. 640/669h 505/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0 You feel sickened and weak by the aura of death emanating from Illiath. 640/669h 505/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0 (Ring): Mujandhir says, "Target?" 640/669h 505/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0 The corpse of Illiath has turned to dust in your hands. 640/669h 499/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0 Kaywinett takes a drink from a cherry wood vial. 640/669h 499/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0 Ario picks up the corpse of Rasca. 640/669h 499/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0 A fiery meteor slams into the ground, before exploding in a massive conflagration that consumes everything around you. You have slain Illiath. You gain 2,000 faith for killing Soldu. You have slain Soldu. You gain 2,000 faith for killing Kaywinett. You have slain Kaywinett. You have slain Tsolrathe. A hideously warped treant is suddenly consumed by a bright flame. As you attack, the swirling cloud of ice surrounding Tsolrathe seeps into your lungs, causing you to cough violently. Damage Taken: 18 cold (raw damage: 35) The last vestiges of strength having ebbed from Kristos's body, he sinks to the floor with a sigh. Suddenly, your surroundings are enveloped in a blinding white light, forcing you to cower with your hands over your eyes. When you tentatively open them once more, you are astonished to find Kristos alive once more. You gain 2,000 faith for killing Vasharr. You have slain Vasharr. You have slain Caitryn. A slight chill runs down your spine as Mujandhir's eyes flash to yours, locking you in an unblinking gaze. Muscles rippling and quivering, he sinks into a strange stance, knife held out towards you in a gesture of defiance. You gain 6,000 faith for killing Amoriel. You have slain Amoriel. You gain 6,000 faith for killing Mikah. You have slain Mikah. The decaying hands retreat back into the comfort of the earth. Damage Taken: 338 fire (raw damage: 857) Kristos quickly eats some hyssop stem. 283/669h 499/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
Ageranu gives a leather wrapped spear a quick flourish before driving it forcefully into a smelly orange cat's body. The final blow is too much, a smelly orange cat has been slain by Ageranu. You put 3,910 xp towards a drop of spiritual essence. You need 288,080 more for the next comm. You gain 13 faith. Ageranu picks up the corpse. H:606/606 M:478/480 B:0 <eb pp> <db> K:0 Ageranu gives the corpse of a smelly orange cat to you.
You give a mercurial trident a quick flourish before driving it forcefully into Ageranu's body. The final blow proves too much for Ageranu, who falls to the floor a broken, bloody mess
Ageranu does not know me very well. Like I'm just going to stand by and let a lycaean get away with killing a cat.
"On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."
You concentrate on purging your body of foreign toxins. Prudence rules your psyche once again. You have cured recklessness. H:1/669 M:472/480 B:0 <eb pp> <b> K:0 Kryss quickly eats a juniper berry. H:1/669 M:472/480 B:0 <eb pp> <b> K:0 MORPH 381383 to broadsword|||quickdraw broadsword22028 381383|||trueassess kryss|||combo strike strychnine strike strychnine suicidedrop kryss|||kipup|||trueassess kryss added to your EQBAL queue. You have morphed your ever-changing weapon into a mercurial broadsword. You secure your previously wielded items and instantly draw a truesilver broadsword into your left hand, with a mercurial broadsword flowing into your right hand. That action is too complex for your poor little brain to handle, and you decide to just stare vacantly instead. You rub some strychnine on a truesilver broadsword. A burst of ice covers Kryss as you bring a truesilver broadsword crashing down on her. Left Hand Balance Taken: 3.42s You rub some strychnine on a mercurial broadsword. A burst of ice covers Kryss as you bring a mercurial broadsword crashing down on her. Right Hand Balance Taken: 3.42s You dash at Kryss, leap into the air striking her in the chest as you painfully fall to the ground. You have slain yourself.
Putting the suicide into suicidedrop.
"On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."
(Ring): Aakrin says, "We could hit one of their heartland shrines." (Ring): You say, "Defiling conquest shrines feels a bit like picketing walmart. maybe you get on the news..and then tomorrow there are like 7 new walmarts." (Ring): Aakrin says, "Yeah ." (Ring): Baasche says, "Septus is like the lawyers walmart has." (Ring): Baasche says, "And he's very willing to repeatedly squash you under his expensive leather shoe."
“We abjure labels. We fight for money and an indefinable pride. The politics, the ethics, the moralities, are irrelevant."
Septus is an upstanding member of the Conquest Corporate Community. In his spare time, he even provides legal counsel to wayward derps accused of perpetrating aggravated derpery against other derps. "Did someone say union? Tracking to Eldreth".
Our chief weapon is
surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear
and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear,
surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
There goes my plan to rename the old Taekyon GH into Stark Tower.
Had it all planned out, too. I'm Cap, because of my shield crash addiction. Septus is Iron Man because his system is basically his Jarvis, Ultrix is Hulk because he's green and you do not want to see her angry, and Shou is Thor because he's always bashing elsewhere but occasionally swings by to fight. Dreacor and Kristos fight with us but have no powers artifacts, so Dreacor is Hawkeye because he can use a bow and Kristos is Black Widow by process of elimination.
Eldreth is our Loki.
"On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."
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(Ring): Septus says, "Did you all do death's door btw."
(Ring): Ultrix says, "We don't talk about that."
(Ring): Kristos says, "Heh."
(Ring): Ultrix says, "<-- screwed it up."
(Ring): Kristos says, "Khizan's fault."
(Ring): Septus says, "Ooooh do tell."
Septus will now be known as Septus, Important Corpse Seller.
(Ring): Khizan says, "This one wasn't Khizan's fault at all!"
(Ring): Kristos says, "Still blaming you
(Ring): Kristos says, "Cause."
(Ring): Septus says, "What did ultrix do to mess it up."
Septus will now be known as Septus, Numero Uno Wrongdoer.
Septus will now be known as Septus, The Prime Sinner.
(Ring): Khizan says, "Oh, she inrifted a spirit drop."
(Ring): Septus says, "So wha."
Septus will now be known as Septus, He Who Threw The First Stone.
(Ring): Septus says, "Oh."
(Ring): Septus says, "Loool."
Septus will now be known as Septus, He Who Sold The First Corpse.
(Ring): Septus says, "Gdi shou."
(Ring): Septus says, "I hope you drop your gold again."
(Ring): Septus says, ":(."
(Ring): You say, "What, did you already use up all your gold removing the suffixes?"
Septus will now be known as Lich Seller, Septus.
Septus will now be known as Lich Seller, Septus, He Who Sold The First Corpse.
(Ring): Septus says, "Shou I hate you."
(Ring): Septus says, "D:."
(Ring): You say, "Just accept it, septus."
(Ring): Septus says, "Shou I swear to god."
(Ring): Septus says, "I am not made of money
(Ring): Khizan says, "Hey, I did my part and just took like 750k from Shou."
Septus will now be known as Septus, Tobias's Financial Friend.
(Ring): Ultrix says, "Hahaha."
(Ring): Ultrix says, "These titles are great."
(Ring): Khizan says, "?"
Septus will now be known as Septus, Tobias's Partner in Crime.
(Ring): Kristos says, "Septus, Tobias's Financial Friend ( heh."
(Ring): Khizan says, "I dunno, I could see Septus, Corpse Seller."
(Ring): Septus says, "<- joining magick."
(Ring): Khizan says, "Septus, Tobias's Partner in Crime."
(Ring): Khizan says, "Hey."
(Ring): Khizan says, "At least you're not an Assistant Reforger."
(Ring): Septus says, "Lol."
(Ring): Septus says, "True that."
Septus will now be known as Assistant Reforger, Septus, Tobias's Partner in Crime.
(Ring): Septus says, "<- joining Magick."
And my first thought was
GG Conquest, here I commmmmeeeeeee
The tents are closer together as Caanae Road approaches the city shuk. Looking
down Stavenn Road large rocks line the road. The middle of this intersection is
marked by a low belltower with arrow slits in the direction of Demons Gate. A
solitary guard mans the tower as a precaution for any renewed enemy activity.
This has been marked as holy ground. Stamping his golden hooves and tossing his crimson mane, this
blooded warhorse stands here bearing a regal strength. There are 20 elite
Justicars of the Shah here. There are 8 elite Antioch clerics here. A small
red pony with white spots is here, swishing her braided tail. Whirling about in
a sinuous blur, a lithe ferret blinks its beady eyes. Wings outstretched to
catch the breeze, a red-tailed hawk observes you silently. A thorny lizard is
here, hissing menacingly and moving slowly around the room. With the occasional
roar, a mountain lioness menacingly prowls close by. Eyes glowing with mischief,
a cunning coyote skulks about. Fluttering about, a small sparrow twitters
merrily. Septus, Tobias's Partner in Crime is here, camouflaged. You see a sign
here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You say, "Oh hey."
You say, "Alonzo is out."
You say, "And he's got a bounty."
You nod your head.
You poke at Septus.
Septus says, "I refuse to kill someone with this title."
Following a cobbled, grey stone path. (road).
Gore is splattered about, a display of Septus's cruel handiwork. Waving ominously, a black flag bearing stripes of indigo and
gold rustles listlessly in the dry wind. A wooden torch has been stuck into the ground, ready to be lit at nightfall.
You see exits leading south, west, and down.
Your Seraphic guardian silently informs you that she senses Tsolrathe is close by.
Your Seraphic guardian silently informs you that she senses Amoriel is close by.
Your Seraphic guardian silently informs you that she senses Kryss is close by.
Your Seraphic guardian silently informs you that she senses Rennyn is close by.
Your Seraphic guardian informs you that she senses Vasharr in the local area.
A crackling wall of Moradeim energy suddenly appears over the down exit.
A wall blocks your way.
Thanks Rasca
Kryss secures her previously wielded items and instantly draws a fuzzy black bat doll into her right hand, with a mithril shield flowing into the left.
Kryss points an imperious finger at Rasca.
The Mark of Cadmus on Rasca's body flares briefly.
Kryss mixes some yellow and red bone dust and throws it lightly at Rasca. As the dust reaches him, his movements slow down and a confused look crosses his features.
Kryss has slain Rasca.
640/669h 505/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
You feel sickened and weak by the aura of death emanating from Illiath.
640/669h 505/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
(Ring): Mujandhir says, "Target?"
640/669h 505/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
The corpse of Illiath has turned to dust in your hands.
640/669h 499/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
Kaywinett takes a drink from a cherry wood vial.
640/669h 499/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
Ario picks up the corpse of Rasca.
640/669h 499/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
A fiery meteor slams into the ground, before exploding in a massive conflagration that consumes everything around you.
You have slain Illiath.
You gain 2,000 faith for killing Soldu.
You have slain Soldu.
You gain 2,000 faith for killing Kaywinett.
You have slain Kaywinett.
You have slain Tsolrathe.
A hideously warped treant is suddenly consumed by a bright flame.
As you attack, the swirling cloud of ice surrounding Tsolrathe seeps into your lungs, causing you to cough violently.
Damage Taken: 18 cold (raw damage: 35)
The last vestiges of strength having ebbed from Kristos's body, he sinks to the floor with a sigh. Suddenly, your surroundings are enveloped in a blinding white light, forcing you to cower with your hands over your eyes. When you tentatively open them once more, you are astonished to find Kristos alive once more.
You gain 2,000 faith for killing Vasharr.
You have slain Vasharr.
You have slain Caitryn.
A slight chill runs down your spine as Mujandhir's eyes flash to yours, locking you in an unblinking gaze. Muscles rippling and quivering, he sinks into a strange stance, knife held out towards you in a gesture of defiance.
You gain 6,000 faith for killing Amoriel.
You have slain Amoriel.
You gain 6,000 faith for killing Mikah.
You have slain Mikah.
The decaying hands retreat back into the comfort of the earth.
Damage Taken: 338 fire (raw damage: 857)
Kristos quickly eats some hyssop stem.
283/669h 499/512m 0e 0w bals:eb status:db arms: pp Kai: 0 fanatism: 0
C-c-c-c-c-ounter attack
Ageranu gives a leather wrapped spear a quick flourish before driving it forcefully into a smelly orange cat's body.
The final blow is too much, a smelly orange cat has been slain by Ageranu.
You put 3,910 xp towards a drop of spiritual essence. You need 288,080 more for the next comm.
You gain 13 faith.
Ageranu picks up the corpse.
H:606/606 M:478/480 B:0 <eb pp> <db> K:0
Ageranu gives the corpse of a smelly orange cat to you.
You give a mercurial trident a quick flourish before driving it forcefully into Ageranu's body.
The final blow proves too much for Ageranu, who falls to the floor a broken, bloody mess
Ageranu Agarwaen, Shard Hunter says, "Really?"
H:606/606 M:470/480 B:0 <eb pp> <db> K:0
Ageranu Agarwaen, Shard Hunter says, "You killed me.. for a cat?"
Ageranu does not know me very well.
Like I'm just going to stand by and let a lycaean get away with killing a cat.
"On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."
Funnier without context.
Prudence rules your psyche once again.
You have cured recklessness.
H:1/669 M:472/480 B:0 <eb pp> <b> K:0
Kryss quickly eats a juniper berry.
H:1/669 M:472/480 B:0 <eb pp> <b> K:0
MORPH 381383 to broadsword|||quickdraw broadsword22028 381383|||trueassess kryss|||combo strike strychnine strike
strychnine suicidedrop kryss|||kipup|||trueassess kryss added to your EQBAL queue.
You have morphed your ever-changing weapon into a mercurial broadsword.
You secure your previously wielded items and instantly draw a truesilver broadsword into your left hand, with a
mercurial broadsword flowing into your right hand.
That action is too complex for your poor little brain to handle, and you decide to just stare vacantly instead.
You rub some strychnine on a truesilver broadsword.
A burst of ice covers Kryss as you bring a truesilver broadsword crashing down on her.
Left Hand Balance Taken: 3.42s
You rub some strychnine on a mercurial broadsword.
A burst of ice covers Kryss as you bring a mercurial broadsword crashing down on her.
Right Hand Balance Taken: 3.42s
You dash at Kryss, leap into the air striking her in the chest as you painfully fall to the ground.
You have slain yourself.
Putting the suicide into suicidedrop.
"On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."
(Ring): You say, "Defiling conquest shrines feels a bit like picketing walmart. maybe you get on the news..and then tomorrow there are like 7 new walmarts."
(Ring): Aakrin says, "Yeah
(Ring): Baasche says, "Septus is like the lawyers walmart has."
(Ring): Baasche says, "And he's very willing to repeatedly squash you under his expensive leather shoe."
(Ring): Lartus says, "Then it exploded."
(Ring): Zsetsu says, "Everyone's playing checkers, but Theophilus is playing chess."
Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...
There goes my plan to rename the old Taekyon GH into Stark Tower.
Had it all planned out, too. I'm Cap, because of my shield crash addiction. Septus is Iron Man because his system is basically his Jarvis, Ultrix is Hulk because he's green and you do not want to see her angry, and Shou is Thor because he's always bashing elsewhere but occasionally swings by to fight. Dreacor and Kristos fight with us but have no powers artifacts, so Dreacor is Hawkeye because he can use a bow and Kristos is Black Widow by process of elimination.
Eldreth is our Loki.
"On the battlefield I am a god. I love war. The steel, the smell, the corpses. I wish there were more. On the first day I drove the Northmen back alone at the ford. Alone! On the second I carried the bridge! Me! Yesterday I climbed the Heroes! I love war! I… I wish it wasn’t over."