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Theophilus · May 2015

Khizan said:

Coward.

You never have anything nice to say, do you?

Menoch · May 2015

Khizan said:

Coward.

Ah yes, because of the frequency with which Khizan leaves/is conveniently afk is never proportional to the amount of enemies he has online. Fortunately, paragons of white knight skill and ability are here to look down on you for not trucking into arti giants.

nb4 snarky comment to backpedal somewhere to lands of "Oh I meant it like smart cowardice"

Over a decade of the same comments from the same cats, Imperian is going places. Not nice places, but places.

Theophilus · May 2015

Menoch said:

Not nice places, but places.

How right.

Khizan · May 2015

You lose absolutely nothing for a death now, aside from some utterly trivial consumables. No lost belief, no lost experience, nothing. Charge them at least once.

Theophilus · May 2015

Khizan said:

You lose absolutely nothing for a death now, aside from some utterly trivial consumables. No lost belief, no lost experience, nothing. Charge them at least once.

Me and Kliko against four -major- arti tanks.I have zero artifacts and just picked up Summoner. Why charge them to die in five seconds when I could be hunting to gain belief. My time is lost. Not everyone AFKs or idles in Antioch while they rag people on forums.

Theophilus · May 2015

Claudius tells you, "Do you still need Nobility to purchase housing, a shop, or hunt in the Stavenn sewers?"

Was Stavenn really like this? Why would the nobility hunt in the sewers??

8-|

Khizan · May 2015

Way way way back in the day the sewers were the unquestioned best bashing area in the entire game. Best gold, best experience, had the most creatures, everything. The first aspect cried for literal weeks when she got enemied to Kinsarmar, because she wouldn't be able to bash serpents there anymore. Like, literal weeks of "I helped Jagara raid but I stayed outside the gates and never stepped inside and so you shouldn't enemy me, that's not allowed, I'm going to issue, you're just doing it so I can't hunt there, that's illegal".

Stavenn limited the sewers to nobility because the sewers were substantially more awesome than anywhere else in terms of bashing areas.

Khizan · May 2015

Theophilus said:

Khizan said:

You lose absolutely nothing for a death now, aside from some utterly trivial consumables. No lost belief, no lost experience, nothing. Charge them at least once.

Me and Kliko against four -major- arti tanks.I have zero artifacts and just picked up Summoner. Why charge them to die in five seconds when I could be hunting to gain belief. My time is lost. Not everyone AFKs or idles in Antioch while they rag people on forums.

Losing a horrendously unequal fight is still way more fun than bashing, especially since Summoner is probably the best class for ranged shenanigans at the moment.

Theophilus · May 2015

Khizan said:

Theophilus said:

Khizan said

I just found out druid can ranged strip, too, though. I rushed in even though Kliko didn't. I was just defending him over myself

Rasca · May 2015

**********************************[ Ithaqua ]**********************************

Member Name Council Rank Positions Profession

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Shaheen Direwolf Hierophant Outrider

Rasca Direwolf Hierophant Monk

Karyn Gaunt Predator

Eredani Villager Amazon

Wazulli Villager Outrider

Wolfnight Villager Predator

*******************************************************************************

(Ring): You say, "If a fortnight is two weeks."

(Ring): You say, "How long is a wolfnight?"

(Ring): You say, "The answer is wolf."

(Ring): You say, "As is every answer to every question."

(Ring): Ageranu says, "Every question? Are you sure?"

(Ring): You say, "Wolf."

(Ring): You say, "See?"

(Ring): Ageranu says, "If you had to choose an animal to eat its fill of your family, what would you choose?"

(Ring): You say, "Wolf."

(Ring): Ageranu says, "See I would have said catapillar :P."

(Ring): You say, "Man, caterpillars take forever. It would've taken a literal wolfnight to eat your family."

Iniar · May 2015

12:55:06.932 You caress your chameleon tattoo and assume a new identity.
12:55:06.932 You have gained the chameleon defence.
12:55:06.932 You secure your previously wielded item and instantly draw a sharpened quarterstaff into your left
12:55:06.932 hand.
12:55:06.933 Mana Lost: 18
12:55:06.933 Jules's condition stands at 356/550 health and 280/370 mana.
12:55:06.935 You rub some strychnine on a sharpened quarterstaff.
12:55:06.935 You stab Jules viciously with a sharpened quarterstaff.
12:55:06.935 The strength of the Earth imbuement in a sharpened quarterstaff has increased to 10%.
12:55:06.936 Balance Taken: 3.01s
12:55:06.936 You concentrate on your bond with Nature and prepare to overwhelm Jules with its raw power.
12:55:06.937 Equilibrium Taken: 2.75s
12:55:06.937 Mana Lost: 18
12:55:06.937 Jules's condition stands at 311/550 health and 280/370 mana.

FEAR ME. @Jules

Jules · May 2015

I just stared at this post for about 5 minutes: "but what is mean"? Worth it.

Iniar · May 2015

You and I are made for each other Jules...

(Ring): Aakrin says, "BLINKING away."

(Ring): You say, ":D."

(Ring): Aakrin says, "That is stopped by engage."

(Ring): Alonzo says, "Nerf Irelia."

(Ring): You say, "Hits engage."

(Ring): You say, "Haha."

(Ring): Aakrin says, "Can travel through a solid wall."

(Ring): Aakrin says, "Can't bypass a person."

(Ring): Aakrin says, "Why not? it makes no sense."

(Ring): Aakrin says, "Oh, but blackflip does because the message is this: Somehow Iniar flips away to the south."

(Ring): You say, "Haha."

(Ring): You say, "Don't BURN."

(Ring): Alonzo says, ""somehow"."

(Ring): Aakrin says, "I can't burn."

(Ring): Aakrin says, "Firecircle UP."

(Ring): You say, ":D."

Poor Aakrin.

Eldreth · May 2015

Iniar said:
FEAR ME. @Jules

It's a good thing we got that druid damage in line!

Iniar · May 2015

It's probably more the tankiness. I druid damage fine against other classes.

Kristos · May 2015

Iniar said:

It's probably more the tankiness. I druid damage fine against other classes.

Can confirm, hurts priest.

Iniar · May 2015

(Celidon): You say, "Anyone able to change my suffix for me, kindly?"

You will now be known as Iniar Nullheart, kindly, by order of Dream Master Tikal Dawnsong.

(Ring): You say, "Well played, Tikal."

(Ring): You say, "Well played."

Eoghan · May 2015

Related sneak peak: I'm releasing a token item some time in the next week related to titles.

Iniar · May 2015

Will it let me title @Khizan as Lord Khizan Vladin, the Potatoes' Potato for five minutes after I've killed him?

please?

Kryss · May 2015

...

=[

Iniar · May 2015

Poor @Ichimoru

(Ring): Ichimoru says, "Fieldplate is not a valid weapon property."

(Ring): Ichimoru says, "No f*****g s***."

(Ring): You say, "Just 'SMITH'"

(Ring): You say, "Nothing else."

Sweat flies from Ichimoru's brow as he smiths a suit of polished field plate armour.

(Ring): Ichimoru says, "I hate this damn game."

Ichimoru takes a suit of polished field plate armour from a sturdy iron forge.

Iniar · May 2015

Within the dark reaches of the Threshold.

You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

Your stench wafts over to a massive carnivorous flower, causing its roots to shoot out and wrap around your leg. Before a massive carnivorous flower pulls you off your feet it realizes you are still alive and retracts its roots.

I thought Khandava was scary.

Elokia · May 2015

Iniar said:

Within the dark reaches of the Threshold.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
Your stench wafts over to a massive carnivorous flower, causing its roots to shoot out and wrap around your leg. Before a massive carnivorous flower pulls you off your feet it realizes you are still alive and retracts its roots.

I thought Khandava was scary.

I'll be honest, I forgot I made it do that, but now I'm glad I did!

Rasca · June 2015

Xuli, the Storm-forged Queen says, "It isn't my fault I was born this awesome."

Theophilus · June 2015

Lord @Mathiaus Reopev, the Keeper says to Kryss, "You're so mean."

The Mark of Scrag on Mathiaus's body flares briefly.

Mathiaus takes a drink from a gold vial of the Malignists.

@Kryss Miyumae says, "Dance for me jester."

The Mark of Scrag on Mathiaus's body flares briefly.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Mathiaus peers about himself unscrupulously.

Target is: mathiaus

You stand up from a low-resting obsidian bench.

You have cured prone.

Mathiaus's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Mathiaus extends a clenched fist towards Kryss and focuses on his necromantic powers. Black energy starts

crackling around his hand.

Fling hierophant at Mathiaus added to your EQBAL queue.

You shuffle a card out of your deck and the image of the Hierophant appears on its surface.

You feel a slight surge of magickal power.

You quickly fling a card with the image of the Hierophant at Mathiaus.

A strange expression appears on Mathiaus's face as the card hits.

Balance Taken: 3.20s

The Mark of Scrag on Mathiaus's body flares briefly.

The soft glow suffusing Kryss, riding an inky-black fell pony dims as she leaves to the west.

You must regain balance first.

You have recovered balance.

You issue the command to Mathiaus.

You issue the command, but Mathiaus just ignores you.

You give Mathiaus a wry, shifty smile.

Fling hierophant at Mathiaus added to your EQBAL queue.

You shuffle a card out of your deck and the image of the Hierophant appears on its surface.

You quickly fling a card with the image of the Hierophant at Mathiaus.

A strange expression appears on Mathiaus's face as the card hits.

Balance Taken: 3.20s

Kryss, riding an inky-black fell pony, enters from the west, a soft glow suffusing her form.

You have recovered balance.

Mathiaus wreathes his hand in crackling black energy. With a diabolical laugh, he stiffens his hand and slowly

runs it down Kryss's splayed-out body, splitting her chest in two as he does so. Though Kryss screams in pain

and begs to die, Mathiaus proceeds to rip apart her organs. Finally, with a detached smile upon his face, he

proceeds to rip the sternum out of Kryss's body and drive it through her body, pinning it to the ground and

killing her instantly.

Mathiaus has slain Kryss.

Mathiaus takes a drink from a gold vial of the Malignists.

Mathiaus takes a long drag off his pipe, exhaling a thick, white haze.

You issue the command to Mathiaus.

Mathiaus sweeps across the floor, leaping and twirling like a true master.

Sorrowful, you shake your head slowly at Mathiaus.

Ario · June 2015

(Ring): Fensrun says, "Ario, your horse just scared me silly."

(Ring): Estali says, "Make that two of us."

(Ring): You say, "Don't be scared."

(Ring): Fensrun says, "I saw the entrance line, and I was like, "Who is Thoros? Why does he have such an imposing entry?""

My horse is scary. He needs a new description.

Jules · June 2015

Kryss throws a red shard against the ground and an intimidating ghastly figure slowly emerges, almost visibly radiating a feeling of pure terror and oppression.

Unable to withstand the presence of the apparition, Raff flees in terror.

You cannot move until you have regained equilibrium.

Unable to withstand the presence of the apparition, Septus flees in terror.

You are afflicted with fear.

You cannot move until you have regained equilibrium.

[east - Raff, Septus (2)]

A gang of elk appear suddenly, carrying Raff on their antlers. They dump him on the ground in a heap and rush off again.

[here - Raff (1)]

Autocuring: compose

There is nothing to fear but fear itself.

You no longer feel fear.

You have cured fear.

Kryss takes a long drag off her pipe, exhaling a thick, white haze.

A gang of elk appear suddenly, carrying Septus on their antlers. They dump him on the ground in a heap and rush off again.

[here - Septus (1)]

Iniar · June 2015

Bug #57489 Reporter(s): Iniar

Priority: Resolved

Resolution:

Centaurs are one of the only races on our "Will never happen" list. Sorry.

Reported by Iniar at 2014/10/15 02:52:

make centaurs. Ahkan's asking

Mereis · June 2015

Can you imagine a Monk Centaur? PPKKK? Goddamn.

Eoghan · June 2015

Yeah. That's the biggest reason - we are only considering bipedal races.

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