My friend has never played IRE. However, after a night of drinking and waking up early for work, he was able to describe his feelings perfectly by sighing, "I want to be shrubbed" out of literally nowhere.
I love Labor Day. I really do. It's easily the best holiday. Other holidays are fine and fun in their own right, but Labor Day is something special. No dry poultry, no visiting your family (dead/alive), no presents, no drinking, no parties, no costumes, no hyperactive white girls. The only expectation people have on Labor Day is '*shrug* you might get the day off' or '*shrug* i guess we can maybe give you holiday pay'.
I technically didn't get today off, but because my job is overnights at a grocery store that *does* celebrate Labor Day, I got Sunday and Monday night off!
Also, I was born on Labor Day. I don't care about my birthday because I'm not 12, but I laugh every year that literally on my way out of the womb I had to crack just the worst 36-hour pun possible.
my phone was dying at work and there was a column holding up the ceiling of the store so I cut a hole in the column and shoved wire in it then put an outlet on the hole then attached the wire to the ceiling and then charged my phone on the column.
i love my job is my point god mightve said let there be light but i installed the light iykwim