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ENGLAND DOES NOT SEEM TO BE ALL TV MAKES IT OUT TO BE, NOBODY IS WEARING A MONOCLE, NO BOWLER HATS, NO CANES, NO NOTHING, MY AUNTY DOES NOT EVEN HAVE A BUTLER!!1! AS YOU CAN IMAGINE I AM SORELY DISAPPOINTED ABOUT THIS, SO I'M GOING TO VISIT SCOTLAND, WHERE EVERYONE WEARS KILTS, PLAYS THE BAGPIPES AND IS A GINGER, AND IF THEY DONT SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET A VERY RUDE EMAIL (PROBABLY YOU TONY BLAIR).

NOW I AM GOING TO FRANCE, AND I AM INSTEAD HOPING THAT THEY DO NOT LIVE UP TO THEIR STEREOTYPE OF HAIRY WOMEN AND STINKY CHEESE MEN, OR ELSE TONY BLAIR WILL PROBABLY RECEIVE ANOTHER RUDE EMAIL AND MAYBE A PUNCH ON THE NOSE.

ALSO I AM WRITING THIS ALL IN CAPS SO THAT YOU WILL READ IT, BECAUSE IT TRICKS YOU INTO THINKING IT IS IMPORTANT LIKE "DANGER" AND "DO NOT EAT ME OR YOU WILL DIE" SIGNS. HAHAHAHA.

I GOT BACK FROM FRANCE, THE SUNSHINE WAS VERY NICE BUT EVERYONE SPOKE FRENCH AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANTED OR WHY THEY KEPT WAVING THINGS AT ME "TAKE YOUR STRANGE LINGO AND CHEESE AWAY FRENCH PEOPLE!" I'D SAY BUT THEY'D JUST IGNORE ME AND KEEP ON GOING, I WILL NOT BE BACK TO FRANCE ANYTIME SOON, LET ME TELL YOU.

NOW I AM GOING TO MOROCCO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S STEREOTYPICAL OF A MOROCCON, BUT I HAVE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT THEY WILL NOT HAVE LIVED UP TO IT ANYWAY, NO MATTER WHAT IT IS, THIS TRAVELLING BUSINESS IS VERY ILLUSION SHATTERING, IT'S QUITE SAD. I WILL DEFINITELY NEVER VISIT SWEDEN, ON ACCOUNT OF SIATH PROBABLY BEING THE HOTTEST BLONDE ON THEIR VOLLEYBALL TEAM, AND HE ISN'T MY TYPE >: (

I PROMISE IN THE VERY SUPER NEAR FUTURE I WILL CONTINUE THE TALE OF MY ADVENTURES BUT RIGHT NOW I CAN'T BE BOTHERED SO, QQ. IF YOU HAVE COME THIS FAR YOU SHOULD LEAVE ME A MESSAGE BECAUSE WHERE I AM THEY DON'T REALLY LET ME OUT MUCH AND SO I CRAVE ATTENTION AND COMMUNICATION, NOT TO MENTION HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP LADEN BEVERAGES.